hmmmm… no offence, but these all kinda sound the same.
Could we get some varriety? 
I’m going to have to call Poe’s law on that link.
This one is great for me today. Touches on a lot that has been going on the last few days.
In order to disappear, things have to appear at least once…
…Never heard about god’s appearence, and CNN would have covered the event if it had happened nowadays.
So either God has already appeared and then disapeared, or he didn’t appear at all.
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In the eventuality of god’s disappearence, nothing would change.
[Edit]Unless there are some english typing standards I don’t know of, I’m surprised Miss H didn’t pop up here to correct green monster: God with a single capital G is enough, typing “GOD” doesn’t make it three times more real or greater or mightier…
no Bible verse here => threadjack => I’m leaving[/edit]
Ok I can’t resist - pulp fiction time
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Best scene in the movie is the last time this was said in the cafe - god this is a great movie
That one was pretty good until God got all violent and mean. 
That’s just some sh@$ Samuel sez before he caps someone’s a**.
How do you say quarter pounder w/cheese?
36Now one of the Pharisees invited Jesus to have dinner with him, so he went to the Pharisee’s house and reclined at the table. 37When a woman who had lived a sinful life in that town learned that Jesus was eating at the Pharisee’s house, she brought an alabaster jar of perfume, 38and as she stood behind him at his feet weeping, she began to wet his feet with her tears. Then she wiped them with her hair, kissed them and poured perfume on them. 39When the Pharisee who had invited him saw this, he said to himself, “If this man were a prophet, he would know who is touching him and what kind of woman she is—that she is a sinner.” 40Jesus answered him, “Simon, I have something to tell you.” “Tell me, teacher,” he said.
41"Two men owed money to a certain moneylender. One owed him five hundred denarii,[d] and the other fifty. 42Neither of them had the money to pay him back, so he canceled the debts of both. Now which of them will love him more?" 43Simon replied, “I suppose the one who had the bigger debt canceled.” “You have judged correctly,” Jesus said. 44Then he turned toward the woman and said to Simon, “Do you see this woman? I came into your house. You did not give me any water for my feet, but she wet my feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair. 45You did not give me a kiss, but this woman, from the time I entered, has not stopped kissing my feet. 46You did not put oil on my head, but she has poured perfume on my feet. 47Therefore, I tell you, her many sins have been forgiven—for she loved much. But he who has been forgiven little loves little.” 48Then Jesus said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.” 49The other guests began to say among themselves, “Who is this who even forgives sins?” 50Jesus said to the woman, “Your faith has saved you; go in peace.”
Le Royale. And what do they put on french fries in Holland?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyrU2YX7dK0
The trick to a good Christian rock ballad is to make it sound like a love song to reel in the non Jesus freaks.
Dude, you post really long “verses.” Good stuff, but not what I was expecting.
Rachel:They switched from Christian music to regular pop. All you do is switch “Jesus” to “baby”.
Ned:“Aw, how horrible.”
:D;)
[edit]@Johnfoss: mayonese of course! unhealthy but yumi!![/edit]
“But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.”
Luke 6:27-28
Don’t you know that you yourselves are God’s temple and that God’s Spirit lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16
Huh?
Please tell me that’s a typo?
I’m getting a headache just trying to imagine that.
Proverbs 3
27 Do not withhold good from those who deserve it,
when it is in your power to act.
28 Do not say to your neighbor,
“Come back later; I’ll give it tomorrow”—
when you now have it with you.
29 Do not plot harm against your neighbor,
who lives trustfully near you.
30 Do not accuse a man for no reason—
when he has done you no harm.
31 Do not envy a violent man
or choose any of his ways,
LOL. I had trouble with that one, too. Not sure if we were thinking the same thing…
How could she wet his feet with her tears from behind him? Unless at that moment Jesus had his feet on backwards (hey, he could probably do it).
Remember, the custom at that time was to recline or lay on your side around the common table. They didn’t sit upright in dinner chairs. Both passages clearly say “reclined”. No backwards feet miracle here, move on folks:
Mark 14
Jesus Anointed at Bethany
1Now the Passover and the Feast of Unleavened Bread were only two days away, and the chief priests and the teachers of the law were looking for some sly way to arrest Jesus and kill him. 2"But not during the Feast," they said, “or the people may riot.”
3While he was in Bethany, reclining at the table in the home of a man known as Simon the Leper, a woman came with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, made of pure nard. She broke the jar and poured the perfume on his head.
Luke 7
Jesus Anointed by a Sinful Woman
36Now one of the Pharisees invited Jesus to have dinner with him, so he went to the Pharisee’s house and reclined at the table. 37When a woman who had lived a sinful life in that town learned that Jesus was eating at the Pharisee’s house, she brought an alabaster jar of perfume, 38and as she stood behind him at his feet weeping, she began to wet his feet with her tears. Then she wiped them with her hair, kissed them and poured perfume on them.
I’m wondering about the context of having “lived a sinful life”. Are we not all guilty of sin? Was her sinful life somehow worse than everyone else’s?
If she had sex for money, is she worse than a leader who sends men to die in battle to increase his stature? Or someone who knowingly sells you a mortgage you can’t afford?
People look at sins differently, especially the self-righteous Pharisees of Jesus’ day. But that doesn’t make them necessarily worse.
A lot of sins are equally bad.
w00t!
I love these pot shots at the Iraq invasion and George W. Bush, the so-called christian!