custom PBR style MUNI handlebar (black c$ck) for bb23

Well now, this presents a very interesting delimma: from a mechanical/functional point of view, this thing looks like the cat’s meow. It matches my idea of what would constitute the ideal muni bar. On the other hand, there are the psychosexual and, perhaps legal, connotations of riding around the trails with this thing in my hand, pointing it all over the place. I think I need to go do some jello shots with my therapist/attorney over lunch and get back to you.