Not bad, but way off. And to LooseS or Mr (or Ms) Stool if preferred, continence is not one of my problems (of late anyway).
Raphael’s always been just a regular guy.
Please Mr. Raphael, tells us what really happened regarding the La-Z-boy recliner. I have not been able to sleep nights not knowing. I am afraid to go near the windows because of fear of what might happen if yours isn’t an isolated incident.
I’m thinking of hiring someone to replace all of my curtain rods with vertical blinds. I’ve also contemplated boarding up all of the windows.
This must have been horrible for you. I hoping that from the bottom of your heart, you’ll let us all know about this catastrophic event in your livingroom.
Until then, I will remain in my darkened cellar away from any danger.
One question, you weren’t trying to jjuggle the LLazy-BBoy were you?
Sincerely,
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I knew it! I knew it! I was right all along. All these years when my math instructors told me it was illegal to divide by zero, I just had a hunch that they were wrong. That was my pre-unicycling days of course. Now I see clearly. Now I understand the equation. Thanks, One on One! I feel complete.
Oh-Boy, La-Z-Boy delivery set for Thursday! 
Hooray! When is the chair warming party?