cooties are real

:astonished: Cooties are real. As young children we learn about cooties and that girls have cooties. As we get older we stop believing in cooties but that just increases our chances of getting cooties. Today cooties are known as HPV or human papillomavirus. And women have it more than men. So for all of you that may say that you are immature if you believe in cooties the risk is real and here are some facts about cooties that you may not have known.

Approximately 130 types of cooties
Some types of cooties cause warts
All types of cooties are transmitted by skin-to-skin contact and by inanimate objects
cooties is estimated to be the most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States

Yes cooties are real and as children we learn this to help us understand the risk of STD’s but as we get older we stop believing in cooties and learn more about STD’s and forget all about cooties but cooties are more of a threat that any STD because they can be contracted by a handshake so we must be careful about cooties.

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR COOTIE SHOT TODAY??

Crap, I must have a mouth full of cooties.

Yes cooties must have infested your mouth. I am glad that I still don’t have cooties. I wonder how many other unicyclists have cooties.

Cooties.

Is cooties some kind of stupid american thing? I’ve never heard of them.

Probably…But I dunno why you’re calling it stupid…It’s just a little kids game.

okay, hows the game work? :thinking:

Wikipedia to the rescue!

hahaha, thats just rediculos :roll_eyes:

Cooties was originally the slang term for body lice. They have always been very real.

I need to get me some cooties from maggie gyllenhaal… shizzle.

you have never come into physical contact with another person?

No, lucky me.

I live in a bubble.

oh… then why are you decked out in all that armour in your avatar.

Please tell me that isn’t a reflection of the conditions inside your bubble, That would be in-humane.

I got that picture photo shopped so it looks like I am a football player to impress the ladies on line. All I can do is use the computer from inside my bubbly. I don’t even ride a unicycle I just have nothing better to do than join an online forum for unicyclists. I have a very dull life living inside of my bubble but my mom is making me live in it. The bubble is the only reason that I am still a virgin and I have never kissed a girl. Life in a bubble is hard but I can cope. At least I don’t have cooties. XD

to quote Sean:

that’s what I really look like

And again…

Cooties, thats pathetic! Its like little kids in my old primary school scared of “boy germs” and “girl germs”… oh how tormented they will be when they grow up.

That’s quite an assumption to make. It’s just a kid’s game, not harmful or anything…

That’s why I’m getting one of these to live in! Whoa, I just realized that Jake and Maggie are the SAME person! :astonished:

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