Commonwealth Games

onebyone · March 16, 2006, 2:58am

It is good to see that Australia has won so many gold medals in Unicycling at the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne. So far we have beaten South Africa, Canada, Uk and New Zealand. The medal count can only continue to grow.

This makes up for the dissapointing performance of our cricket team lately!

(I am waiting for it)

onebyone · March 16, 2006, 3:01am

Events

So far they have had the Uninastics, 1Km time trial, 500 m time trial, biggest drops and the 4x100 uni relay.

domesticated_ape · March 16, 2006, 6:05am

Haha sounds great, can’t wait for the UniRugby Sevens:D

jake_amos · March 17, 2006, 5:44pm

or the unicycle shooting

Denali · March 18, 2006, 12:35am

Yeah! I just caught the triathlon today…Man! Where can I buy one of those KH Underwater unis…cool lead frames

onebyone · March 18, 2006, 12:41pm

Unihockey starts today

dandy_man_70 · March 18, 2006, 1:33pm

the unicycle pole volt and javerlin is on to moro

sparrowhawk · March 18, 2006, 2:54pm

there’s unicycling in the C Games!!! cant find annything on their website…or r ye just messin around

irvinegr · March 18, 2006, 3:00pm

man i think there messin

sparrowhawk · March 18, 2006, 3:04pm

that would be amasing though

jake_amos · March 18, 2006, 3:16pm

man those marathon unis are hot

sparrowhawk · March 18, 2006, 3:31pm

awwww are you really serious

trials2k · March 18, 2006, 11:40pm

i have a feeling they are being fools, but i dont know!! i havent seen nething in the tv guide that mentions uni-ing!!

jake_amos · March 18, 2006, 11:45pm

yes a tough one
not as tough as those unicycle weightlifters

onebyone · March 19, 2006, 2:15am

Marathon

What about the guys running the Marathon. They have to hold Cokers above their head for 42 Ks

dan_de_man · March 19, 2006, 2:20am

it would be great if uning became an olimpci sport thogh

onebyone · March 19, 2006, 2:48am

I agree.

Latest news. Unicyclist arrested on suspected performance enhancing drug charges! The unicyclist contestant was smiling and looked like he was actually enjoying himself during an event.

This was considered enough evidence, as no competitors in any other sporting events have ever been observed or filmed smiling or enjoying themselves in a competitive event.

jake_amos · March 19, 2006, 3:14am

i well i reckon we will have to go find that guy who runs the olympiks and kick the shit outta him until he agrees with us or should we make it comm games so we have more of a chance of winning