beer on unicycles

RE: beer on unicycles

> ordinarily, i’d take offence to this kinda thing
> fortunately, ‘COPS’ is one of the few american TV
> programmes never to reach south african shores so
> i dont have an idea what u r talking about

I can’t leave you hanging.

Unlike fictional shows like Baywatch, COPS is basically real. One of the
first of the current wave of “reality TV” shows. For some reason this
reality makes the show less relevant for export, I think. The premise of the
show is that a camera crew follows a group of cops around for the night, and
we get to watch them work. Real cops, on the job, in various cities around
the country. Everything we see is real, though I’m sure they do tons of
taping and we only see the more interesting stuff.

You learn interesting things from watching this show:

  1. The bad guys almost always lose
  2. Running from the police (in a car, especially in Los Angeles) never works
  3. Most drunk people need to be slapped, except they’re too drunk for it to
    help
  4. Most of the “bad boys” on the show are shirtless

Number 4 has been the source of many jokes. I don’t know why, but when you
see these guys with no shirt on, or with a “wife beater” (tank top) shirt,
it makes you think of the perpetrators seen on COPS. That stilts picture
would fit right in.

Stay on top,
John Foss, the Uni-Cyclone
jfoss@unicycling.com

Howard Stern: “How many wheels does a unicycle have?”
The beautiful but vacant, recently-crowned Miss Howard Stern:
“…Four?”

John, Dont forget the beer. They are shirtless, and they have a beer in their hand. Usually are missing a couple of front teeth too. Let me say that ever since I was a young lad, this has been my favorite show.
-David Kaplan

the bad boys never getting away is most certainly editing propaganda.the show is part of nationwide crime inforcement.

the reason this show does’nt make it across the seas is because its to real and "this is the land of liberty"but not in reality.

on the show you are guilty untill proved inocent,no matter what they say about your “rights” at the begining.

ahh, i heart COPS… it makes me realize how so many people are more messed up than me. weee, fun things…

Jess

RE: beer on unicycles

> John, Dont forget the beer. They are shirtless, and they have
> a beer in their hand.

The beer is optional. If we had smell-o-vision we could smell it on their
breath, but the beers (or other drugs) are usually poorly hidden by the time
the cops arrive.

> Let me say that ever since I was a young lad, this has been
> my favorite show.

What I like about the show is that it shows what American cops do every day.
We get to see what kind of people they deal with all the time. It explains
when cops are paranoid when they pull you over. You know you’re a nice
(relatively) law-abiding citizen, but they deal with so much scum they can’t
afford to give you the benefit of the doubt. First they have to make sure.

Plus we get to see how dumb people can be. We can see this elsewhere on
tabloid TV shows, or Judge Judy, but we never know how much of that is
artificial. COPS is raw. Hopefully by watching it, people can learn how not
to act, or what happens to you if you do act that way.

Okay, off the soap box…

JF

RE: beer on unicycles

> the bad boys never getting away is most certainly editing
> propaganda. the show is part of nationwide crime inforcement.

The bad boys definitely get away some of the time, and we often don’t see
this because the theme of the show is that they’re “bad boys” (it’s in the
show’s title music) and the cops are the good guys. However the vast
majority of the time they don’t. This can be looked up if one is interested.
Though the show has to be law enforcement-friendly to maintain it rapport
with the police organizations, like every other TV show it is governed by
one and only one factor, ratings.

Certainly they will edit out boring nights where nothing interesting
happens. They also probably edit out some violent stuff that doesn’t convey
their chosen message. That’s part of freedom of speech too. It’s their show,
to do with as they please. We have the freedom to watch it or not. Certainly
we must not believe everything we see or hear, but on this show I’m fairly
convinced we are seeing actual police in action, which is not being governed
by the camera crew. All we don’t know is what they don’t show us.

> the reason this show does’nt make it across the seas is
> because its to real and "this is the land of liberty"but
> not in reality.

Move. Find a country with better liberty, move there, and send us an email
saying “ha ha.” I have visited some great countries, and met wonderful
people all over the world. I even thought Singapore was great, while aware
of the limitations in civil liberties. Some countries probably have a better
system, or one that might suit you better. But I’m always happy to come
home, back to the USA. I feel very lucky to have been born here, because
I’ve seen much of the rest of the world.

This is the land of liberty (though not necessarily the only one). Talk to
people who emigrated here from other countries. Talk to Russians, Chinese,
Jews from almost anywhere, or literally almost anybody who didn’t grow up
here. Our liberty is not perfect, our systems are not perfect. Definitely
our legal system is not perfect, especially when it comes to liability vs.
personal responsibility. But it’s the land of liberty. That’s one of the
reasons the Sept. 11 terrorists used this country as a target.

The reason COPS is not on TV in other countries is the same as for any other
show. If it gets ratings, they’re going to show it. If it doesn’t, it
doesn’t matter how true, artful, or intelligent the show is, you’re not
going to see it on commercial networks. It’s all business. In some countries
however, the government has a hand in what the people are allowed to see.
You did not grow up in one.

> on the show you are guilty until proved inocent,no matter
> what they say about your “rights” at the begining.

I don’t agree. But for the most part, they sure look guilty to me.
Fortunately for them (and their lawyers), in the land of liberty they have
rights. That’s why they are not guilty until they’ve had their time in
court.

Uh, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a unicycle on the show.

Whew, almost getting off-topic here!

JF

Damn you guys stopped talking about beer.
Anyone up for a beer drinking/riding contest?
We need to agree on a brand of beer for everyone to drink to even things out a bit.

did you finish that keg yet,accordNSX?

how bout “Thee award winnin Papst Blue Ribbion”?

Fat Tire Ale is a tasty beer. We all know that a big fat tire is better. It’s a little light for my tastes, but still a fine beer.
<http://www.newbelgium.com/beer_fattire.shtml&gt;

None of that Bud Light stuff.

If you really want to have fun pick a Scotch Ale like Pike Street Brewery’s Kilt Lifter.
<http://www.merchantduvin.com/pages/3_pike_brewing/beers.html&gt;
<http://www.merchantduvin.com/pages/3_pike_brewing/ref_chart.html&gt;
It’s only 6.6% alcohol by volume. I call it the go to jail ale cause it’s easy to drink (for a scotch ale) and gets you hammered really quick. It was my favorite beer while I was going to college.

Pike Street Brewery is in Seattle by the Pike Street Public Market. A definate pit stop for me when we do the Seattle city ride for UNICON.

john_childs

what about those of us who don’t drink beer? can we agree on a type of hard liquor too, and perhaps a chaser? (i vote rum and coke)

Jess

This post is beer on unicycles. Leave your liquor in the cabinent. Tonight I had 6 beers and could ride a little bit better than when I’m sober. Time to find the happy medium.

TEQUILACYCLIST!!

“Tonight I had 6 beers and could ride a little bit better than when I’m sober. Time to find the happy medium.”

just hope your medium isn’t a midget, recently escaped from jail
u could end up with a small medium at large
(sorry, couldn’t resist)

"Usually are missing a couple of front teeth too. "
will u be quiet! i just got back from a week off thanx to some dental surgery
no, the front teeth r fine
this was a molar