Re: beer on unicycles
It’s somewhere under 1.
Have to find someone else to do it for ya? 
skirting the edge of the topic…
this is me conducting some related research
the beer in the right hand is a south african brewery product known as carling black label and weighs in at about 5,5%/volume
it was a fun afternoon
RE: beer on unicycles
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Now THERE’S a picture of a guy I woulnd’t mess with. He’s holding a beer,
he’s on stilts, he’s not wearing a shirt, and he doesn’t look very pleasant.
I can picture something happening with this guy on the TV show COPS… 
JF
Reminds me of an old Smothers Brothers song…
I fell in a vat of chocolate…
I just fell in a vat of chocolate!
What’d you do when you fell into the chocolate?
La lee loo la La lee doo dum day.
I yelled “FIRE” when I fell into the chocolate…
I yelled “FIRE” when I fell into the chocolate!
Why’d you yell “FIRE” when you fell into the chocolate?
La lee loo la La lee doo dum day.
[spoken]'Cause nobody’d come if I yelled “CHOCOLATE!”
<end: bow / curtsey; laughs>
Re: RE: beer on unicycles
John,
I would have though he was aMississippi boy, by yer speakin’, but his left hand is making one of them foreigner (“anybody not from Mississippi”) insults, one of the ones that looks like nuggets.
Lewis
Not much of a beer drinker, however, it took me about 6 shots of Captain Morgan’s to get me where I couldnt stay up for more a few revolutions. Free mounting was not possible.
As far as smokable mood enhancers go, I have not gotten to a point where I cant ride or juggle yet. Infact, I think my juggling gets better, especially my contact juggling.
GILD, Do you have pants for those stilts? I have been trying to get a pair, and I am in no way able to sew. To have them custom made is about $225.00 and I dont have that money. Any tips on getting a pair for cheap?
-David Kaplan
Hey
Hey dry waller stilts, i think,…
Reply: Canada
AccordNSX How many canucks does it take to think of a witty comeback to a drunk American?
i dont know, depends on who those people are, but i could think of a real good comback, bout the Axis of Evil, but i think its to sensative subject to mention. anyways, later
Re: beer on unicycles
in article brokenframe.5nl6a@timelimit.unicyclist.com, brokenframe at
brokenframe.5nl6a@timelimit.unicyclist.com wrote on 6/2/02 10:49 PM:
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> AccordNSX How many canucks does it take to think of a witty comeback to
> a drunk American?
>
> i dont know, depends on who those people are, but i could think of a
> real good comback, bout the Axis of Evil, but i think its to sensative
> subject to mention. anyways, later
None. The average drunken American wouldn’t listen to it, and wouldn’t
understand even if he did hear it.
-Carl
Re: beer on unicycles
brokenframe wrote:
> i could think of a
> real good comback, bout the Axis of Evil, but i think its to sensative
> subject to mention.
Something like this (hope it doesn’t offend anyone too much):
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Re: beer on unicycles
You obviously have not heard about my workshop at the last UNICON. It was
at the last night party and because I was ill I organised it and did not
drink. The basic rule was to do your best trick and then repeat the same
trick after a drink. The idea was just go get people joining in with the
party but some people took it a little bit more seriously… well
relatively, Bruce and Leo were amazing!
I quite often take a unicycle or 10 to what ever party I go to so I have
been know to have drink on a unicycle. I have only once got to the stage
where I have not been able to ride… well I had my unicycle taken off me by
my friends because I was riding at the top of big flight of stairs and
failed to freemount twice in a row, but I think it was that I could not walk
either that was actually the problem.
asleep while riding, yes Minnesota ride, several times.
Roger
The UK’s Unicycle Source
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> could anyone tell me how much beer you can drink before you can’t
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lol
that is funny, i never really thought of star wars like that, but i guess it can be similar.
Re: beer on unicycles
spokelerlarue <spokelerlarue.5hxpa@timelimit.unicyclist.com> wrote:
> could anyone tell me how much beer you can drink before you can’t
> unicycle anymore?
Come to Unicon and find out…
BUT not at any of the offical venues, pick somwhere unoffical, like any
bar full of muni riders. Unicon 11 will not be like Unicon X where we had
a drink till you can’t ride game at the final party. Bruce Bundy won IIRC.
Sarah
Eurocycle 2002, Bremen, May 31st-June 2nd
The European Unicycle Event of the year.
http://www.eurocycle.org
My friend is having a keg party for his birthday on the 22nd. I’m going to find the beer drinking limit. I’ll try to include a time-line, number of beers drank, riding ability, and for harper… pictures!
cool
there sould be two levels of the “test”
1)maximum intoxication:while still able to free mount and ride.
2)maximum intoxiation:while proped-up by other drunks then ride.
How about a drunken trials course?
naw,to technical and the Coker riders would never go for it.i like the absolutly to drunk to ride anywheretests
“Now THERE’S a picture of a guy I woulnd’t mess with. He’s holding a beer,
he’s on stilts, he’s not wearing a shirt, and he doesn’t look very pleasant.
I can picture something happening with this guy on the TV show COPS… :-)”
ordinarily, i’d take offence to this kinda thing
fortunately, ‘COPS’ is one of the few american TV programmes never to reach south african shores so i dont have an idea what u r talking about
some of my friends who work on them drywallers have had costume pants made
i’m not sure of the exact cost
i’ll find out and let u know
one guy recently found a pair of stilt shoes and pants in a charity shop
paid R20 for the set!
(that’s about $1.80 - yeah, that’s the exchange rate, now u know why we hate the thought of importing)
lol
lol, thanks GUILD you gave me a funny picture in my head, picture this, on cops, they get a call, adn they go to the seen of the crime, and they find the bad guy running away on dry wall stlts, down teh street, they come closer, he looks back, looks sorta woried, then runs faster. ha ha, funny. I wish i had a pair of them, there fun, and they are easy to use.