bad joke

Hi all. a funny story:

My boyfriend has been upset lately because I haven’t had much time for him. I’ve
canceled a few dates because of circus practise. He thinks I’m spending too much
time on my unicycle, and not enough time with him. Finally I understood why;
he’s jealous of my unicycle. So when I asked him if he were jealous he said,
“Yeah, because it spends more time in your crotch than I do!”

Now how’s that for Jr. High humor?