A home for neglected, forgotten, abondened unicycles

My fellow riders, no doubt some of you have old unicycles that have simply been abandoned in a dusty shed in favor of newer and flashier unicycles. Think of their pain. Their only desires in the world are a daily ride and a little cleaning once a month, but their hopes have long since been crushed. They wait now, for the day when they will be thrown away, or worse, torn up for spare parts. I plead on their behalf- do not let this be their fate. There is a home for them out there. There is a place like that for every species. Humans call it “Heaven”, horses call it “The Pasture”, and for unicycles, it is my house.

I would pay shipping - thanks so much in advance!

Please email e2eamon@aol.com