10 Questions

General
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Seeing as there have been a few polls recently, I thought I’d devise one just for fun. Okay, its not exactly a poll and I only did it because I was bored but might be interesting to see some of the responses. It’s quite long so keep your answers brief.

10 uniQ’s

  1. Favourite place to unicycle_____

  2. I would rather be:
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above

  3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______

  4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______

  5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend
    c) Yourself
    d) Your parents
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches

  6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is_____

  7. Unicycling is_______

  8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is_____

  9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken
    b) bicycle
    c) Mack Truck

  10. My best unicycle trick is_______

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I get to answer first!

  1. Anywhere with good singletrack

  2. a, b, c, d in that order (sorry, I get to pick more than one since I devised this questionaire)

  3. Ride up the University clocktower in my graduation gown, jump onto the pointy bit, ride down the roof and land gracefully by the little stream in front of the building without killing myself/getting arrested.

  4. There would be world peace

  5. a)10/10 b)10/10 c)10/10 d)10/10 e)10/10
    I’m a very loving person

  6. Lance Armstrong. Just want to see him time trial on a Coker, that’s all.

  7. intoxicating

  8. Rode naked across a Rugby match at half time. (just kidding)

  9. a) Dunno, but why did the unichicken then cross the road?
    b) A bike: 1 x 2 = 2
    c) A muni no one would mess with!

  10. Wheel walking probably

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  1. Favourite place to unicycle_With the Unatics_

  2. I would rather be:
    d) A level 10 unicyclist (isn’t a level 10 unicyclist a sex symbol?

  3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would_robb a bank, because the next day, I’d have the money, and he would have to take the wrap_

  4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_I would quit riding_

  5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling - 10
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend - 8 (we got in a fight the other day)
    c) Yourself - 5 (we get into a fight everyday)
    d) Your parents -5- (same as above)
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches 1 (I dont like jam/jelly)

  6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is_my grandma_ (hehe go granny_

  7. Unicycling is_Like no other experience ever_

  8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is_dare i say it, i took off its top. Hey, i wanted to convert it to an air seat_

  9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken - cant think of anything funny at the moment
    b) bicycle - an easy decision. I’ll take the unicycle please
    c) Mack Truck - A DM Vortex that could fit a 5.0 tire

  10. My best unicycle trick is_Level 11, and if you dont believe me, get over here and I’ll prove it to you._:wink:

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Re: 10 Questions

David,

I know this is all meant tongue in cheek more or less, but how can you
reconcile your answers to 4 and 5a?

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

“UniDak” <UniDak.3xr0n@timelimit.unicyclist.com> wrote in message
news:UniDak.3xr0n@timelimit.unicyclist.com…
>
> 4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_I would quit riding_
>
> 5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
> a) Unicycling - 10

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RE: 10 Questions

> 1. Favourite place to unicycle_____

Singletrack

> 2. I would rather be:
> a) Rich and famous
> b) A sex symbol
> c) In love
> d) A level 10 unicyclist
> e) A Tibetan monk
> f) None of the above

g) a-c

> 3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______

Ride the North Shore (I went in '99 and I couldn’t. As Kris I could!)

> 4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______

I wouldn’t have to be a Web Developer anymore. I could make my living
teaching the finer points.

> 5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
> a) Unicycling - 10
> b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend - I’m married. Does that count (10)?
> c) Yourself - 9 (room for improvement)
> d) Your parents - 9 (see previous explanation)
> e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches - ? (it’s been a while, but
definitely at least a 7)

> 6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is_____

Jacquie. But she’s almost there, so how about Meg Ryan?

> 7. Unicycling is_______

cool

> 8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is_____

Based on my sig line, your definition of naughty might be different from
mine. I have ridden illegal trails, on things I wasn’t supposed to be on,
and made a hole in a wall (that I still have to repair)…

> 9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
> a) chicken - A unicycle that’s afraid of bumps
> b) bicycle - Jack Halpern’s 150 (I should scan & post a picture)
> c) Mack Truck - David Stone’s worst nightmare

> 10. My best unicycle trick is_______

Winning the Individual Freestyle competition at UNICON IV (with competitors
like Peter Rosendahl, Josue Barreto, Jose Roman, etc.)

Enjoy,
John Foss, the Uni-Cyclone
jfoss@unicycling.com

“If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes
from morons?”

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  1. Favourite place to unicycle - through downtown, dangerously weaving in and out of padestrians

  2. I would rather be: A level 10 unicyclist (same thing as a sex symbol… cause you know what they say about people who unicycle… heh)

  3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would - probably do something really stupid, (oh a quick FYI - no matter how much jell-o you put in a pool, you CANNOT walk/ride on water)

  4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle - everyone would be in better shape, and probably a lot happier too

  5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling - 10
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend - i’m single
    c) Yourself - 3
    d) Your parents - 9
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches - 5

  6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is - my accquaintance Maria. She’s a cute Greek woman, and it’d be so funny to see her learn to ride, since she swears a lot (in like… not english)

  7. Unicycling is - MY LIFE!!! (help me)

  8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is - uuuummmmm… i rode through a mall once. i don’t know how naughty that is though lol

  9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken - unichicken
    b) bicycle - 1 + 2 = 3, so an incredibly messed up tricycle
    c) Mack Truck - probably something they would use to deliver very very important things

  10. My best unicycle trick is - insisting on riding every day even when it’s 30 degrees celcius out. like today groan

Jess

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  1. Favourite place to unicycle: offroad.

  2. I would rather be: well… I already Am ‘A’ and ‘B’
    so I guess A level ten unicyclist.

  3. If I were kris Holm for a day I would give Dan my unicycles.

  4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle: I would invest in Unicycle.com

5.unicycle-10, single, myself-5, my parents-9, PB+j 4, my unicycles-10,

  1. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is: everbody who says “hey wheres your other wheel?”

7.Unicycling is- THE MOST BEST EVER.

  1. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is- uh, I dont really do anything nuaghty on my uni. I jayride across streets all the time.

9.What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
a) chicken - KFU kentuky fried unicycles
b) bicycle - A dumb unicycle
c) Mack Truck - the coolist thing ever.

  1. My best unicycle trick is: wheel walking an ultimate wheel.
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Re: 10 Questions

Seeing as I put David on the spot, seems only fair that I take a crack
at this poll.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

10 uniQ’s

  1. Favourite place to unicycle_____Long Beach Island, NJ

  2. I would rather be:
    f) None of the above

  3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______have to berate myself for

taking such risks

  1. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______I’d have a lot more company.

  2. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling - 7
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend - 8 (wife)
    c) Yourself - 7
    d) Your parents - 9
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches - 6

f) your kid - 11 (something has to go to 11)

  1. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is_____my kid

  2. Unicycling is_______like sex - even when its not perfect

it still feels great.

  1. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is_____

help a friend break his hand while teaching
him to ride

  1. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken - something from the movie The Fly
    b) bicycle - a waste of everyone’s time
    c) Mack Truck - Muniack Truck? (I still haven’t gone to hang out with Scott)

  2. My best unicycle trick is_______finding the time to ride at all!

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Re: 10 Questions

  1. Favourite place to unicycle: any tropical paradise will do

  2. I would rather be:
    Rich and anonymous

  3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would: play the violin, then do cool things on a unicycle. I am 10,000 times closer to doing what Kris does on a unicycle than what he does with a violin. I would play the violin first because I would be less likely to damage my hands first.

  4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle: polls like this would disappear entirely.

  5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling: alot
    b) Your wife/children(adults): alot
    c) Yourself: alot
    d) Your parents: alot even though they’re dead
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches: substantially less than the others. I have a fondness for $100 bill sandwiches, stacked thick.

  6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is dead.

  7. Unicycling is like riding one wheel with a seat and frame attached to it.

  8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is: fail to acknowledge people who are giving me encouragement.

  9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken: a dead chicken
    b) bicycle: scrap
    c) Mack Truck: unidentifiable scrap

  10. My best unicycle trick is juggling 27 live oppossums while I ride.

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Re: Re: 10 Questions

The reason I love unicycling so much is because there are so few people who do it. Please see my past thread on this issue at http://tinyurl.com/3xb
-David Kaplan

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Re: 10 Questions

  1. Favourite place to unicycle_____

OVER the 10 x 10 obstacle

  1. I would rather be:
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above

g) Queen. (Please curtsy now.)

  1. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______

be One Tired Famous Guy.

  1. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______

they’d have to move on to other stuff, like lerning to spel.

  1. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend
    c) Yourself
    d) Your parents
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches

10s include – but are not limited to –
Air seats, email, a free lunch.
Tap dancing gets an 8.
Clowns get a 2.
My teenage son gets … a haircut (I wish.)

  1. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is_____

Elvis. But I think he just recently learned how.

Every last character on the Simpsons.

Jay Leno.

  1. Unicycling is_______

more fun than beating a turkey with a rake handle.

  1. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is_____

nothing (that I would be crazy enough to admit to here).

  1. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken
    b) bicycle
    c) Mack Truck

I don’t know. If you cross a Stone and a unicycle, you get a bunch of wild
survival stories.

  1. My best unicycle trick is_______

the vanishing trick. People love it when I disappear…

Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com

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  1. Favourite place to unicycle: off road

  2. I would rather be:
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above

i wouldn’t want to just magically know hoy to unicycle, so i’ll go with what i know and am familiar with, b

  1. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would do a bunch of stuff in front of a camra and a bunch of people, then never do it agan since i proved my point

  2. If everyone learnt how to unicycle i’d ride a devil unicycle (bike)

  3. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling -10
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend-single
    c) Yourself -7
    d) Your parents 1 (i’m 13)
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches: with cheese added 9 otherwise 6

  4. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is"1. Favourite place to unicycle_____

  5. I would rather be:
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above

  6. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______

  7. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______

  8. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend
    c) Yourself
    d) Your parents
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches

  9. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is: a wide viraty of amazingly hot babes at my school

  10. Unicycling is the secreat of life

  11. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is: i took a vow never to tell

  12. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken: something that i wouldn’t eat if my life depended on it
    b) bicycle: a half-penny bike
    c) Mack Truck: i donno

  13. My best unicycle trick is: no comment

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Re: 10 Questions

  1. Favourite place to unicycle_____
    …anywhere my boys happened to be riding…especially if it was in the back woods of Upper Michigan.

  2. I would rather be:
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above
    …e) a Tibetan monkey.]

  3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______
    …make everyone wonder whatever happened to Bruce today???

  4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______
    John & Amy would finally get to take a vacation!

  5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend
    c) Yourself
    d) Your parents
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches
    The scale only goes to 10!?!!

  6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is_____
    Dustin K, 'cause then I would have had to have been riding for some 20 years by now.

  7. Unicycling is_______
    …a happnin’ thing in Rochelle!

  8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is_____
    …not put the valve stem cover back on.

  9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken a fowl ride.
    b) bicycle laughture by the bicyclist until I offer for him to give it a go.
    c) Mack Truck Glee when I find that the Mack Truck is bringing a trailer filled with unicycles to my front door.

  10. My best unicycle trick is_______
    …not riding in the house anymore after repeated warnings from my wife to take it outside.

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Re: 10 Q’s

  1. Favorite place to unicycle_____ In front of an audience (wherever that happens to be)

  2. I would rather be:
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist <----------@@@
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above

  3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______ take a day off

  4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______ the world would better, smarter, cleaner, and healthier place

  5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling – 7
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend – single
    c) Yourself – 5
    d) Your parents – 7
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches – 9

  6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is_____ a certain someone I’d like to get to know better at school… :wink:

  7. Unicycling is_______ the most supreme form of human powered transportation

  8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is_____ rode around the backyard in my birthday suit

  9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken – a mess
    b) bicycle – competition
    c) Mack Truck – too much entertainment

  10. My best unicycle trick is_______ riding one-footed in a figure-eight (with eyes closed) or idling and juggling fire clubs

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Re: Re: 10 Q’s

…and juggling fire clubs

With eyes closed by any chance?

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Uni_boy50 wrote-
‘3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would do a bunch of stuff in front of a camra and a bunch of people, then never do it agan since i proved my point.’

Hey? I don’t get it, wot do you mean? (unless i’m just being thick)

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Re: 10 Questions

  1. Favorite place to unicycle_____

on top of tall buildings (your not allowed up there,
so its always an adventure)

  1. I would rather be:
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above

g) original

  1. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______

Props to unidak for pointing out the obvious best
answer, rob a bank and let kris take the rap the next
day (sorry kris, but thats the way its gatta be)

  1. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______

It wouldn’t be nearly as cool (same props to unidak
again for pointing out what makes unicycling the
shizit)

  1. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling – 8
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend – (one more question
    like this from friends, family, or random people and I
    will freak, IM SINGLE YOU INCONSIDERATE JERKS (joking,
    joking))
    c) Yourself – I rate pretty low on this list
    d) Your parents – them too
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches – 4

  2. The person I would most like to teach how to
    unicycle is_____

Myself, I could use some pointers

  1. Unicycling is_______

the shizit, pimp, hella cool

  1. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my
    unicycle is_____

Well this one time, at bandcamp… (um, i mean, i rode
on the grass despite the “keep off the grass” sign,
yeah, thats it)

  1. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken – a bad joke
    b) bicycle – fight (oh wait, that bicyclist)
    c) Mack Truck –- Vehicular homicide

  2. My best unicycle trick is_______

Whoa, you can do tricks on these things?!?!

later,

=====
Nick Cegelka

Pyrotechnick13@yahoo.com

NickLikesFire AIM

Do You Yahoo!?
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  1. Favourite place to unicycle__ on the dirt and down the hill

  2. I would rather be
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above
    on a flying carpet

  3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would___put a shirt on

  4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_____i’d be dreaming

  5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling [7
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend 10,she cooks
    c) Yourself who carez
    d) Your parents 4 for my mother and 0 for my piece o’crap dead beat sperm doner
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches to pastey

  6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is___[Micheal Jackson

  7. Unicycling is____sobering

  8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is___
    sat on it naked so i could see just how wonderfuly smashed my junk was

  9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken uni doodle doo
    b) bicycle penny farthing
    c) Mack Truck [“photo’s pleaze”

  10. My best unicycle trick is_______
    finding the cash to buy all this muni,one off,prototype stuff

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Re: 10 Questions

  1. Favorite place to unicycle_____
    urban, the bedroom, and off-road

  2. I would rather be:
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above

hmmmm… you know this monkey thing sounds pretty good.

  1. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______
    be a helluva cool guy for a day.

  2. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______

it wouldn’t be original and therefore, not cool

  1. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling – 9
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend --Lauren, 10!! she’s learning to unicycle!
    c) Yourself --7.5
    d) Your parents – 9
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches – 5

  2. The person I would most like to teach how to
    unicycle is_____

my GF, Lauren, who is learning right now

  1. Unicycling is_______
    kick-ass

  2. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my
    unicycle is_____

Lauren, lol, no not yet, she’s still learning (to unicycle that is)… the most
naught thing I’ve done to my unicycle, probably not been faithful

  1. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken – next question madame
    b) bicycle – what the hell were you thinking uniqo!!!
    c) Mack Truck –- would that even work?

  2. My best unicycle trick is_______
    back flip to head-spin 720, out of a plane, onto the space needle

-Dylan “hey you in the bushes” Wallinger

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. Favourite place to unicycle_Skatepark_

  1. I would rather be:
    a) Rich and famous
    b) A sex symbol
    c) In love
    d) A level 10 unicyclist
    e) A Tibetan monk
    f) None of the above
    A stuffed lemur hanging on the wall of a level 10 unicylist’s basement

  2. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would_Eat a fish while doing a backflip on my uni_

  3. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_it would be bad______

  4. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
    a) Unicycling 9
    b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend I’m not good enough… no wait nobody is good enough for me
    c) Yourself 9
    d) Your parents 9
    e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches It really depends on how its made, who makes it and what kind of penut butter/jam.
    Little more jam than butter, I make it, creamy and strawberry I give it a 10

  5. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is_My little Bro_

  6. Unicycling is_neeto! keen! oh yeah!_

  7. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is_rode it in the school_

  8. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
    a) chicken If it cant fly, at least it can get around with style!
    b) bicycle No. you dont do that
    c) Mack Truck ?? itd be neat though

  9. My best unicycle trick is_Piroette_