Ok…Many of you may not be aware of the 09 Torker(or porker) jokes that started at CMW. There was a certain rider that NEVER quit talking about how “Ohh my goodness” great the next Torker model is going to be thanks to his assistance in their designing. Several riders had no way to vent but to just start making 09 Torker jokes, many variations off the Chuck Norris jokes…So since their were to many to remember, and I know we have a very creative bunch here. I would like for you to post your 09 Torker jokes here!
Chuck Norris cant break an 09 Torker, an 09 Torker can break Chuch Norris.
Someone once tried to break an 09 Torker, he woke up 3 months later.
Only the Lava from mount doom that created the 09 Torker can break it.
After being scarred from seeing the plans for the 09 Torker, Kris Holm claimed to tear his ACL so he would never have to ride one.
You can never ride a Torker 09, it can only ride you.
Historians believe that the Mayan civilzation dissapeared soon after they created the 09 Torker, they suggest that they rode them into the center of the earth.
The government has had plans for the 09 Torker since 1905
Scientists discovered that the egyptians used 09 Torkers to build the pyramids.
When God created woman, he used a rib from man. When God created the 09 Torker, he used the beard from Chuck Norris.
On the 8th day God created the 09 Torker.