I’ve been reading The Zombie Survival Guide and its reminded me of a PSA from red vs. blue a while back. And I was just wondering what your zombie survival plan is. Or if you even believe in Zombies.
If I ever got attacked by a zombi I would talk them out of it:D
Beat them at their own game, I say bite them first.
I’d eat them. mmmmm, zombies…
I’ve got very good running shoes. Apparently, zombies aren’t very good at running or operating vehicles, so I’d always be one step ahead. Then, get me a shotgun and some shells.
Plan B: Realise that this world is an illusion and go into eternal Nirvana. Not easy, but I’ll have an extra incentive when I’m gonna be being chased by brain-thirsty zombies.
Step one: Acquire wooden baseball bat
Step two: Acquire large nails
Step three: Hammer nails into baseball bat
Step four: Find zombie and swing like hell
Step five: Run like I’m being chased by a group of flesh eating corpses
That’s about it for me.
…I might also loot me a chainsaw, them things rule the zombie world.
I’d carry a camera around and swing random objects at them.
You have to shoot them in the head! Havn’t you seen Night Of The Living Dead? They are slow,so you could out run them if there numbers are low. But I prefer my Remington 870 with the 8 shot magazine atachment. 00,000,or even 0000 Buck shot will do great! Aim for the head and you’ll be alright. It might even be fun.
Awesome game! Anyway, If zombies did exist, I would do the following:
- Find a place with sturdy doors and no windows, something like a bunker would do nicely (glass = bad, eventually the force of a hundred corpses pushing will break through)
- Use something like a bat to get to my car (after securing my base).
- Use car to kill zombies as I drive to the nearest wal-mart (one stop shopping is absolutely necessary)
- Stalk up on canned goods (with some way to open them…duh), ramen noodles (and other stuff that needs not be cooked), bottled water (as much as possible). Two months worth should be sufficient.
- Head to sporting goods section, using bat-like weapon to get a hand gun and at least 100 rounds, a shot gun (at least 20 gauge) and at least 100 shells. Then I would get some hunting knives, and (if the sell them at wal-mart) some sort of sword (blades don’t need to be reloaded).
- Use car to kill more zombies on my way back to the safe house.
- Secure my self inside, store Items upstairs. Destroy all the ways to get on the second floor, and every succesive floor. (If and only if you have a ladder that can be pulled up one you get up).
- Wait. If the other people in the area have half as much elbow grease as me, all the zombies will be re-dead in a matter of days. If they don’t, well, let’s just say, I’m glad I prepared for two months.
The most important thing to remember is:Although I am smarter, faster, and likely stronger than any zombie, they would outnumber me significantly; they should not be under estimated.
Acctually, you’re better off with a saber of some sort. If it is a blade, cut off the head, if it’s a blunt object, take out their leggs. To kill a zombie with a bat will take more than one hit, so you’d be better off knocking them down and moving on. Use ammo ONLY when you MUST clear a large area FAST. Otherwise, save the firepower for if your safe house is breached.
I would loot a gun shop and a knife shop and find me a nice bunker (MRIS secret bunker) to hide out in…
i’d go straight to the MRIS bunker.
100 shells! that’s only 4 boxes. 1 arm could swat off the shelf atleast 800 rounds. But you can just grab a couple of packs. These have like 100 rounds a pack of 12 gauge. But that’s all bird shot, we need buck shot. These only come in little boxes of 5 shells a box.
not good if theres alot of zombies.
I could probably make it with my M1 Carbine. I have a couple ammo boxes full that hold 250 rounds a box. I wish there was zombies, it’d be fun to own’m.
Then when I see them coming up my long driveway, Id snipe them with my 8mm K98 Mauser. As soon at they breech the house it’s shotgun and Carbine time. I could also get my buck knife and pistol out for some close up action.
Why are you guys so violent? I would just take pictures of them. You get more points that way.
Well, hopefully you’ll follow my advice and save the ammo for when you HAVE to have it, that’s why I said at least 100 rounds. THat should be enough, but yeah, you may need more.
Dude…are you telling me when you play Dead Rising, you never beat the sh*t outta the zombies? That’s the BEST part!
I’ve never actually played, but Joe told me that if you get good shots with the camera you get a lot of points.
You do, but its not fun if you don’t beat the crap outta the creatures.
I could em’ on with my VATC Tactical Tomahawk.
on a serious note
We deal with zombies every day. I know a lot of people disagree with me on this point but it is my understanding that everyone has an inner zombie that makes all decisions. The only power anyone has over himself or herself is to veto or cancel an action. That is you never choose to do anything but are constantly choosing not to do other things. As soon as you veto an action the zombie comes up with and alternative until you accept one of those options. Your inner zombie can be trained and conditioned into doing things through repletion. Your zombie controls your instincts and reflexes. If you had to think of everything you do then I don’t believe that unicycling would be possible. When riding are you actually thinking about all the little things involved in balancing or does it come automatically.
Food for thought: it has been shown that people and animals alike have reflexes that are faster than the chemical process of conscious thought, how is this possible?