You've lost your handlebars!

Just thought of an answer to the lesser heard to ‘you’ve lost a wheel’ but equally hilarious ‘you’ve lost your handlebars mate’

'What do you mean? I’ve never even had a mustache…

Lol, if my friend and I are out riding together when told “where’s the other half of your bike” my friend just usually says “I gave it to him” and points at me. After that they’re just “eh, eh, well… arghhh”

Or if they say ‘Where’s the other half’

A: My other half, I left her at home doing the washing…