This thread is a place for people to talk about other people’s moms.
Crappy “ur mom” jokes, unoriginal mom comebacks, etc.
I want to hear it all!!!
your moms so cracked up she could hang glide on a dorito
That’s what she said.
No, that’s what ur mom said!!!
Lol, u just got pwnd
Your mama is so stupid, she actually lets you surf the net at your unbelivebly low maturity level.
That was mean.
But I dont think I want to apologize.
Stop making pointless threads please.
Thanks.
i agree. nice though. ^^^
keep my mum out of this and ill keep my fingers out off yours 
sorry it had to be said:o
Here are some good ones.
ya mum so fat that when she had surgery she bleed gravy.
ya mum so dumb that she sits on the T.V and watches the couch.
ya mum is so fat she tried to get a full body tan but the sun burnt out!!!
ya mum so fat she took her clothes to the dry cleaners and they said sorry we don’t take curtains.
Yo momma so fat she stepped off a curb, a bus hit her she turned around and said “Stop pushing!”
Yo momma so fat she stepped of the curb I swerved my car around her and ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she uses the driveway as an ironing board.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo Momma so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
yo mommas so fat on her I.D. it says 'picture continued other side.
yo mommas so fat that when she wears the X-Files t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her.
yo mommas so fat when she swims with the whales, they all say "we are family.
ya mommas so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
ya mommas so dumb she stole a free loaf of bread.
ya Mum so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
Ya mum so dumb thats she climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Ya mum so dumb that she starved to death when she got locked up in a Woolworths.
ya mum is so fat when they filmed gorillas in the mist they filmed her in the shower
ya mum so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
ya mum so dumb she got hit by a parked car
ya mum so fat she plays pool with the planets
ya mum so fat shes got more rolls than a bakery shop
Ya mums so fat she tries cake mixture and eats the lot!
ya mums so fat her family photos were taken by satellite.
ya mums so fat when she had her yellow rain coat on people called “taxi”.
ya mums so ugly that when she was a kid you had to tie a steak to her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
your mums so fat instead of a bottle she got fed by a water tanker filled with milk as a baby.
Where’s your other wheel?
Oh I’m sorry, I must’ve left it at your mom’s last night.
your mom’s so fat that when a yellow skool bus full of white kid drives by she yells"STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!"
yo momma’s so fat that when God said"Let there be light" He had to tell her to “MOVE OVER!!!”
yo momma’s so dumb she sold her car for gas money(BURN!)
yo momma’s so thin that when she turns around, everyone asks “where’d she go?!”
yo momma’s so fat the americans dropped HER on hiroshima
yo momma’s so dumb she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
and speaking of mexicans
yo mommas so fat that beaners hide in her fat when she crosses the border!!!
yo mamas so loose last time she did the splits the floor got a hiki
yo momma’s got more chins than a chinese phonebook.
“Your mum is a very nice woman.” usualy trumps those stupid chavs which grunt; “what you bin saying bout my mum blud?”
… more roles than a bakery…
more spare tyres than quick fit
I lost brain cells just reading this thread.
that stabbed in a shootout one was hilarious.
while i have never been into ‘yo momma’ jokes, i couldn’t help but chuckle when i heard ‘yo momma so fat she sat on sawdust and made wood’
Another good comeback to mom jokes is the good old, “My mom is dead.” That’ll shut 'em up, till you say, “nah just kidding man!!” then they’re just confused about who is being more offensive.
There is a funnier version of this one (imo)
“Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles”
That’s not a different version, that’s a completely different joke.
Still pretty funny though.