When you foot looks like this! 
when the landlady thinks she is the next victim of (yet another) Caribean Intruder
when everybody who see you walking think you were too late at the loo… and that you try to hide the fact by walking in a strange position.
when your wife suggests that you wash your face before drinking … but You are just gulping Guinness galore.
when you awoke and see a nurse gently smiling at you…
when you have bruises all over your legs and you have no idea where any of them came from!
The post-ride shower is as painful as the ride was.
People ask you who won the fight after watching you hobble around.
Arthritic old ladies beat you up a three-stair flight the day after your ride.
when you wish you hadnt done that rolling hop at the end of the day
pics dont look that bad but pain was horribble
Er, no, I think I would have had to have paid you. :o
When you only have enough energy left for only a short, 20 mile coker ride! 
NO. Those pics do look bad. The blood at the heal and toes look like my foot when I broke my leg snowboarding. I wasn’t nearly as swollen as you. Was it a twist or a break?
I find that too, hill climbes are just as hard on my MTB or my 29", however on the flat and downhill the bike is faster. The uni hurts my crotch more than the bike on long rides, uni makes bikeing seem like a walk in the park.
But we’re unicyclists so we dont usually do things the easiest way.