you know you are cool when your spit freezes in your mouth.
wet
you know you are gettin your feet wet when you walk in her house and she…well isn’t wearing much…
fickle
You know you are fickle when… oh, nevermind, I don’t want to play.
Edit: popcorn
you know you eat too much popcorn when you pee grease and butter.
thimble
You know you need to buy a thimble when you mistake your finger for swiss cheese.
EDIT: 4/20
you know you are an idiot when you celebrate 4:20
cup
You know that 4 / 20 = 0.2 
optical mouse
EDIT: Hey, that’s not cool skrobo. There are plenty of intelligent people who smoke pot on April 20th of each year.
You know you’re a cup when you take 3 hits of acid…
I just lost the game 
I just lost the game when you use an optical mouse to click on this link. 
The Game
Edit: saved that one.
Banana peel
You know your a little weird when you actually test spilling on a bannana peel.
Remote
you know you are being controlled remotely when you have an antenna protruding from your skull.
colby jack cheese
You know is Colby Jack cheese when you would rather coon…?
Bunting
you know you know to much about bunting when you know what it is?
gravel
you know you have to much gravel when you … have gravel buttys or somthing i dunno
nails
(i keep losing the game when i see this thread)
You know you have too many nails when your shed is full of them.
50
You know you have too many unicycles when you have 50!
Dogs
you know you like dogs a little too much when you have sex with them.
glue (the sniffing kind)
Prepousterous!
You know you sniff glue too much when all the sudden in the middle of English class you sneeze and it goes everywhere covering your desk, your neighbors desk, and everything within a 5 foot radius of your nose…
Skateboard
You know you are sniffing too much glue when you buy a cow, and name him elmer.
Television