Hey there.
Who wants pie???
I’ve turned over a new leaf. I no longer go uphill…now I just self-abuse. That’s because I’m crying out for help. I can’t really ride, I only can type. I don’t mean what I say…I’m just too stupid to say what I mean. I hate riders, because they have mastered the art of having fun, and I’ve only mastered the craft of farting from the sidelines.
Y’know, I’m a little bit surprised to see fatguygoesuphill invoking (ahem!) “god”…
Is there any chance of this being a hoax?
Although…
that “pie” reference is definitely in character.
Fat guy, I wasn’t even aware that you had been banned. I thought you had just given up posting. Nor did I know that you can’t ride. Amazement is the word. Why don’t you learn to ride like every normal person 
I mean, seriously, you would have so much more fun that way rather than upsetting (some) people with ranting posts. And maybe you would shed some of that fat along the way as a bonus.
I post this advice in good spirit. You won’t hurt my feelings by not taking it. But learning to ride might enable you to ‘go uphill’ in the true sense of the word! (And you know, “Everyone can learn to ride a unicycle”, it’s even the title of a book.)
Klaas Bil