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I just a a darn unicyle. the wheel broke off. so i fix it. i go onto the
street, and then this kid shoots a bb gun a the tire, the wheel falls off
again. Mr Moosey man comes up to me and robs my riches and fame, and get this,
he tells me i can’t watch Ted Coppel anymore. gosh that made me mad. what shall
i do? Shall i disregard the incident as mere whimsy, or watch NBC’s Tom Brokaw
instead? Would Garik Utley be the better choise? Should i even try to fix the
unicycle? Should i take vengence upon Mr Moosey man, or the kid? I need help
with these questions.