www.UnicyclePorn.com

The domain name was too good to pass up, so I registered it. Don’t bother going there now (I only spent about two minutes on the current page). I’ll post again when I develop the site into something more interesting.

hahah thats pretty funny. are you actually going to ride a unicycle naked? get some girls to ride them naked! :slight_smile:

Nah, there won’t be any actual pornography on the site. I just thought it was a good domain name. Besides, I don’t think anyone wants to see me ride naked.

Actually, I was thinking maybe I could put that picture of Harper up :wink:

that is deeply disturbing…

oh well, should be interesting, lol.:slight_smile:

Well, there is that episode of the Simpsons where Bart ends up on a unicycle with his pants off and says something like “I’m riding a unicycle naked, this should be every boys dream!” That should go on the site too.

JC has already got your definition here and here.

I also think it would be a good home for the Harper picture, plus anything else that fits the theme without being too offensive. I have an old ink illustration from a copy of OUI Magazine in the 70s. It’s a man and woman doing a kind of “artistic 69” on a unicycle. The figures are a little bit distorted, which makes me think it might not be possible to duplicate it in real life.

Or, if you don’t want to offend the prudish types, you could just put a big NOT! with a redirect to Unicycle.com!

Ah-ha! Now my site has purpose.

I could always go the route of Furniture Porn www.furnitureporn.com or Lego Porn http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/

I almost DIED the first time I saw Lego Porn.

As much as I like the idea of offending the prudish types, I don’t plan on putting anything really racy up.

For Star Wars fans…

http://www.scoutwalker.com/

You could use www.unicycleporn.com for something like Vorb.org.nz’s Bike Frottage gallery

when I finaly complete my life long goal of “unisex” I’ll take pics for ya then you can put em on your site.

Logan AUUUUUUUUU

any thoughts to make the process easiest would be helpful.
I was thinking of idleling but not sure.

what goal?

there is no “goal” between Logan and I and there certainly will never be any pics!

Please oh please DON’T send me any pictures!!! LOL you guys crack me up.

too late…(check your e-mail…):wink:

I’m frightened!

I’m not sure how to get to my email though. I assume you sent it to mscalisi AT unicyclist DOT com, but apparently I don’t know what my password is. (although I can log on to the unicyclist website with my regular password)

Anyone know how to reset the email password?

Re: www.UnicyclePorn.com

mscalisi wrote:

>The domain name was too good to pass up, so I registered it. Don’t
>bother going there now (I only spent about two minutes on the current
>page). I’ll post again when I develop the site into something more
>interesting.
>
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>
>
This thread reminds that a a couple of years ago there was a thread on
how to have
sex while both partners are riding. After some discussion I came up with
a scheme
that solved “all the technicalities”. Though I don’t know if anyone
ever tried it, I do
believe that my proposal was technically possible, though not easy.

You may want to dig through the archives if you are interested. I have
copies
somewhere deep in my harddisk and could dig them up.

Regards, Jack Halpern
President, The CJK Dictionary Institute, Inc.
http://www.cjk.org Phone: +81-48-473-3508
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What about porn FOR unicycles?

Hmm… What would turn a unicycle on? Better tires? Circus props? Leather accessories? Clown feet?