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Dear Owen,
in 6 years time you will meet a boy named Dan. avoid him at all costs.
cya !
To Me
Start unicycling now.
Its lots of fun.
You like fun.
You like lots of fun.
So start unicylcing.
Hugs and Kisses XXXOOO
From Me
Watch out for a wasp nest on the gate to the creek in the back yard.
Eat less.
Subway?
No I’ve only eaten subway twice, and I’m fine with that. It’s eating other stuff I would rather cut back on.
your headmistress is a racist male-chauvinist;
don’t be upset by her : go and pee on her flowers
don’t be upset by your exclusion of the russian dancing group
be more assertive! they do not want you to dance because you are a real dancer … so unicycle!
keep track of your friends: they are good friends… you’ll be happy to meet them 50 years from now! (vow last month my best friend from 1954 wrote me an email : the web is a fantastic tool!)
Dude,
It would not be a bad idea to take a few more showers and comb your hair. Also, try being less abrasive. Seriously, you’re ten years old, what the hell do you have to be cynical about?
You may be smarter than most of your classmates but they don’t need to know it. In fact, they will be more likely to do things for you if they don’t know.
Ask Mr. Nelson about his track suits. Every day. Trust me, it’ll be funny.
Get your Eagle Scout done before your 18th birthday so you can use it on college applications and maybe go someplace you’d like to be. It doesn’t make sense now, but it will after it’s too late, so do it now.
Watch out for the Dublin Theatre Company. Seriously they will F your S up.
Keep up the good work,
Sam
Dear 10 year old self,
Do not touch the computer on 3/20/07 at all! I REPEAT, DO NOT TOUCH THE COMPUTER ON 3/20/07. IF YOU DO, YOUR ENTIRE ITUNES LIBRARY WILL BE WIPED.
Now that that’s over, I don’t really have many regrets that I can remember, so just be cool.
Bye.
Follow what you know is True, no matter what it costs.
listen to ur coaches and work harder on ur drills it will kill u in like 3 years
Dear 10 year old self:
Get off you ass and buy a unicycle. Learn to ride it, then go on unicyclist.com and learn how to do ticks.
DO NOT wait 2 years and then learn when you are bored!
Dear 10 year old self,
stop being such a know-it-all ass!
Dear myself…
dont date that girl…shell kick you right in the balls and leave you lying there
start unicycling right now…
kick her back!
dear ten year old self.
Don’t get too mad at people because you’ll end up kicking their asses and they’ll regret ever doing stuff to you, but you’ll get in trouble and you’ll regret it more than they do. OH and buy a unicycle learnt to ride and get really good, and play with more fire it’s good for you. stay off your ass and away from the computer or you’ll end up a lazy fat ass who ends up not being able to go outside very much because your attention span will be too short to leave your room without forgetting what you left your room to do…
I would, but I don’t know where to reach him. The address is no longer valid, and I’m sure he has no email or phone.
Dear 10 Year Old Self,
In 4 years, don’t write this letter.
Sincerely, Your alter ego.
Dear Matt,
Stop touching yourself.