Here is how the game works,
a person posts a would you rather question, then the person below you has to answer it and then post their own question.
i will start,
WYR, lose an arm or a leg?
Arm.
Be deaf or mute?
What?? Sorry I can’t hear you! 
mute
WYR, drive a truck or a van
Van!!
wyr be Gandalf or Legolas
Would be much more interesting if ppl would explain their choices. 
Legolas!
WYR be obese or really dumb?
EDIT: I chose legolas cause he’s a badass archer elf guy. And gandalf looks really old.
obese because you could always get weight lose surgery
WYR, be homeless or in prison for 10 years?
Homeless, because at least I could unicycle and have the freedom to try to become successful in life! 
Speaking of “freedom”, WYR be married or happy?
married because you can always get a divorce 
WYR be shot or stabbed?
shot, because it sounds better when I tell the story at school.
Would you rather be Rich or famous
Rich, because then you don’t have photographers trying to steal your privacy, and if they do, you can afford a really big wall.
Would you rather lemon juice to the eye or needle/injection?
Lemon juice, sounds less painful.
Would you rather Tea or coffee.
Tea.
Would you rather fall to your death or drown.
Fall, and on my uni, because then I would hold the “biggest drop on a unicycle” record!
WYR watch Family Guy or the Simpson’s?
the simpsons because i find family guy annoying.
WYR, fly or be invisible?
Fly, so I could fly over there right now and slap you upside your head for not having the sense to know that FG rules! 
WYR be a radio disc jockey or radio talk show host?
disk jockey, because theres just not enough rock stations on the radio
WYR, drive a ferrari or a lamborghini?
lamborghini
Would you rather the Orange Ninja turtle or the blue one.
orange because thats the ktm one and the blue one is the yamaha
WYR, be a pro mountain bike or unicyclist?