Would you carry on Unicycling if...

It’s a Game!
First person says:
Would you carry on Unicycling if you lost a leg?

Second Person says:
Yes/No
*It would be great one footed ride everywhere :smiley:
then the second person asks the next question
e.g. -Would you carry on unicycling if you were given $10,000 to stop

Third Person
Yes/no
then asks the next person a question!

I’ll start
Would you carry on Unicycling if every one in the world could ride?

Of course! I’m not doing it because like nobody can do it, but because it is fun! Still, only few people would be able to grind handrails on 'em, even if everyone could ride.

Would… Hey, doesn’t this belong in JC?.. anyways, would you keep unicycling if you rather would play computer all the time?

If I suddenly prefered computer games? Umm I’d idle whilst playing the games consol!

Would you carry on Unicycling if you could only ever ride a freestyle unicycle?

Yessir! I’d just have to buy new parts more often.

Would you carry on unicycling If you thought it was boring?

Yes, because it would still help me pick up chicks!

Would you keep unicycling if the only wheels you could find were square?

Yes, but not as far! :smiley:

Some of my own answers to previous ones, just for fun:
Q: Would you carry on unicycling if you were given $10,000 to stop?
A: Stop for how long? :sunglasses:
Q: Hey, doesn’t this belong in JC?
A: No, it’s about unicycling.
Q: Would you carry on Unicycling if you could only ever ride a freestyle unicycle?
A: Yes. I’d have a 24 x 3" Freestyle uni for some things, a 36" Freestyle uni for other things… :stuck_out_tongue: More seriously, still yes but I’d want a gym to ride in.

Question for the next person: Would you carry on unicycling if you lost your eyesight and hearing?

Would you carry on unicycling if people laughed and thought is something only clowns do?

I would give it a try, and then decide :wink:

Would you carry on Unicycling if your hands were replaced with toasters?

NO WAY!!

You forgot to answer the previous one, but Pele’s got you covered. Awesome avatar BTW! Pele’s question (which should be more juggling-related) still stands, but I’ll throw in another:

Would you carry on unicycling if you suddenly turned into Cartman?

In my neighbourhood they already do! It just hardens my resolve to show them that there’s more to be done with a unicycle than parades and birthday parties!

Would you continue to try to unicycle if you couldn’t actually ride a unicycle?

I think the unicycle would stop carrying me… :smiley:

Isn’t that what we all did?

Would you carry on riding your unicycle even if it had no saddle and the top bit of the seatpost was really pointy?

I’ll probably try to fall on Kyle and end up killing Kenny.

Like your avatar too. Isn’t your KH a bit heavy? Must make idling a breeze, but hopping really hard.

Yes, but I’d have to design a new kind of riding shorts.

Would you carry on unicycling if the government required licensing, registration, fees, taxes, lights and horn, and helmet use?

Heck yes! Ever since I’ve become old and clumsy I wear the helmet anyway; I’ve always thought a bell would be cool on a uni, so a Dukes of Hazzard airhorn would be even sweeeter; and with licensing, I could open a uni skool and actually make money off my hobby! Bwahahaha.:smiley:

Would you still unicycle if gravity stopped working?

Yes, and even more!

Would you unicycle if you were banned from Unicyclist.com?

No way. True unicycling can take place only over the internet.

Definitely. I would also apply as a volunteer for “Meals on Wheels”.

Would you continue to unicycle if unicycles made you vomit violently?

Yep, i’d use the vomit to my advantage to lubricate rails to grind on

Would you still unicycle if you’d have to loose your genitals?

Nope, I want kids.

Would you unicycle if parts were a lot weaker then they are now?

Yes, but I would not have very much fun.

Would you unicycle if only infidels rode unicylces?

If only infidels rode unicylces it wouldnt stop me from riding unicycles :roll_eyes:

Would you still want to unicycle if it meant you had to be in another persons body to do it?