(By someone named Ginger)
THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
And the female take: (For equal time, lol)
The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale part ll
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the girl lived happily ever after and had intelligent conversations with her friends instead of having to feign interest in ice fishing and car engines, spent money on lavish, spectacular vacations and none on shotgun shells or fishing bait, got to go home and read after a movie date instead of having to listen to some half-educated ape give his malformed opinion on the plot, had nights of dancing and cocktail parties with nobody to apologize to because there was only cheese and crackers for supper.
The End
