Phew!
Nice to get a bit of space.
So, what do you think?
Yah, sure, I think this colour would definitely suit you too. No, not him, the one with the linen jacket. Yes, the pale cinnamon with dreamy eyes. Did you see the guy with the…
Ooooh, I needed that.
So, yeah, the guy with the unicycle… It’s like a bike with one wheel. Sexy!!! Yeah, absolutely, for real. Listen… Er…
There’s no guys in here, right?
Women’s bathrooms are always vandalized. I don’t think I’ve ever been in one where the urinals weren’t stolen.
You guys have the best quotes. 
I think most women ‘hover’ anyway so maybe they should have urinals.
You hoverin’?
Yeah, you?
Yeah. Man, this place stinks.
Not me.
Never said it was you.
Mmmmmm, yeaaaaayeeeeeoooooo. Mmm.
Constipation?
How’d you know?
Just a guess. Still hoverin"?
Nah. Need to get down on a number two.
Me too.
There’s no guys in here, right?
Analyzing the posts so far suggests to me that the point of this thread is that one difference between male and female restrooms is: conversation is acceptable/perhaps necessary in the female rooms.
edit: and that women are constantly concerned about male intruders in their restrooms 
The difference that I see is that women will discuss and figure out the etiquette appropriate for the setting. They don’t need to wait and access an outside brain trust for an opinion.
Naa, in both of trickcyclist’s examples it was small talk, not a discussion of etiquette.
Not just in rest rooms.
Women are constantly having conversations between themselves they don’t want men to hear. They have many secrets from men.
You’d never hear guys saying f her and did you fart? Whoops! I forgot to check! I sure hope there’s no women in here who overheard my vulgar talk!