Whenever I am riding my Uni and come across women
in a conversation, they will never look at me or interrupt
their conversation to comment on my riding. I could ride
past them while doing a handstand and juggling flaming
torches with my feet, and they would not stop their
conversation.
Most of the time when I encounter kids and/or men,
at least one or more of them will interrupt what they’re
doing and make a comment or look at me.
I often wonder why women do this. It’s almost like
they go into a drug-induced trance. There is virtually
nothing that can snap them out of their conversation.
If I could bring that much concentration to bear on
my Uni skills, I would be at level 10 in no time at all.
Yes, I also find it amazing when other people don’t realize that I’m doing the most significant thing in the universe at that moment. It is so rude of them to not drop whatever they’re doing and notice me.
You would be at level 10 if you spent less time oggling the femfatales. My manly good looks and awsome cycling prowes are enough to invite unsolicited conversation from admiring females, males, and hermaphridites- you must be doing something wrong. Are you riding the unicycle backwards? that might reverse the polarity on the chick magnet… humm… you may want to consider striking up conversation, as a last resort. Try riding up quetly to a target and screaming, “Why don’t you love me?”
I don’t have a problem attracting female attention when
they’re with a man (as the video demonstrates, that was
a man’s hand around that woman, right?). It’s only when
two women are engaged in conversation that they become
totally unresponsive to the outside world.
But the replies so far have suggested that my intention
was to attract female attention; I was only making an
observation about their behavior.
Now if you could produce a video where two women
interrupt their conversation to watch your antics, then
I’d be really impressed. That’d be like reaching level 12.
Actually, just yesterday twin girls in a side-by-side stroller interupted their activity to watch me wheel by them. They were briefly amazed. Then their attention was quickly diverted by something really fascinating … a concrete statue of a donkey missing its ears.
There’s this “on going frat party on the lawn” house that I frequently wheel by at night. The girls at the party will often notice and make some comment that it looks cool or whatever. This is inevitable followed by the shouts of the guys who can’t use enough swear words to express how I belong in a circus and to then make some assumptions about my sexuality. I’m sure this is so effective in catching the ladies. Like they then wisper to their friends, “oh yes, that’s the one I want to marry, the fall down drunk one swearing at the guy who is minding his own business.” I refer to the house as my fan club. Anyway, my observation is that drunk girls, or girls in the company of guys will usually notice. I have found that when a group of both sees me, the guys will always swear at me. I have even frequently experienced car loads of people pull over and slow down just so that they can use more swear words at me. Lovely. What planet do we live on?
-gauss
Wow, and here I was…thinking, and pouting…hoping that those mean men (sniffle) would just leave me alone. I thought I was the only one who got harassed.
Learn to live with it! It only gets worse in central park during the week, when carl are alloewd to drive through. There are people who pull up close, and then honk so I should get startled and fall off, then there are others who will swerve to make like they are going to hit me, oh, but then there are the really cool guys who like to match your speed in their car while their girlfriends or their buddies are in there with them, and try to piss you off so much that you wanna get off your uni, and bash their window in with it.
Cant they just accept the fact that I am better than them?
-David Kaplan
don’t worry mr.guy, jus cause we ain’t staring,don’t mean we’re not talking bout u
hmm, what? a cyclist, yeah cool, like anyway, i was saying elaine, riding does give you killer abs, see they were talking about it on gilby’s forum, ya know , like how all of these people with big time back aches were, like ya know cured after they started riding a uni, neh? and everyone knows that most back problems are caused by weak abs, so, huh? uni going by again? yeah cool, well like i was saying …
> I haven’t had much trouble on the uni other than picking up large
> amounts of females on it.
However it’s carrying them all home that’s the problem, I find. Having both
arms free is helpful but someone should make some kind of trailer or
something…
Phil, just me
“Cattle Prods solve most of life’s little problems”
Re: Women cannot be interrupted in their conversation
“Phil Himsworth” <phil@flippet.neeeet> wrote in message news:aa2vlq$tj5$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk…
> However it’s carrying them all home that’s the problem, I find. Having
both
> arms free is helpful but someone should make some kind of trailer or
> something…
>
I think the unicycle animal tactics used at BUC are needed here. Our animal
had 14 people on three unicycles.
although it wasn’t exactly a moving animal, more lots of people standing on
unicycles.
I let you in on my methodology, and this is the thanx I get? F i n e… but look what it did for AccordNSX- he knows good advice when he hears it.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Bunny would like to finish the manacure, and Angel says my back is still a bit tight, and might require some deep muscle work.
I want to know how the cameraman stayed pointing at the Coker!
I practice often at a local high school for the flat grass and I most often get comments from the females. But there is one group of 3 older women that walk the track in their own world, whether I’m riding backwards or falling on my head.
The older men are most likely to say something about becoming a professional or making money with the uni. One was in super-polite antagonistic mode (i.e., the sophisticated version of the frat-house swears) and gave me some free advice on how to balance and how his buddy could freestand on hills in the wind for minutes on end – not surprisingly he was in mixed company. Amazing what threatens some guys. What I can’t figure out is why they are threatened - after all, they are the guys with the females and I’m the guy practicing some weird sport all by my lonesome (sniff sniff)!