Anyone tried it yet?
The best I could get it to do: 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Here is the website
it says pluto’s mass is only .18 that of the moon’s
“what is the meaning of life?”
42
I made it not sure with what to do with my first question.
I’m impressed with its library of integrals.
I take one pill every day. Keeps me virile and helps me remember my wife’s name.
It crashed my browser.
So I punched it.
Now my LCD screen is broken, too.
I’m suing Wolfram Research.
Just wait until it gains self awareness.
Then we’re all screwed.
try
how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man
OH SNAP! It cant even answer, Why are there locks on the doors to the convenience store that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year? !! OH SNAP
Insurance purposes. If they don’t have locks they aren’t insured.