Witty one liners?

Do anybody have any witty replies to comments like;

    'Lost ye' other wheel mate?'

Any ideas gratefully received,

Also how hard do most people inflate their tyres?, I prefer a high pressure, but
some of my friends insist that a ‘bit of slack’ is good.

thanks,

            Simon Haynes.

If the whole world’s a stage, I want to be the person in charge of the
trap dopr.

Re: Witty one liners?

On Fri, 18 Nov 1994 s.d.haynes@ic.ac.uk wrote:

> Do anybody have any witty replies to comments like;
>
> ‘Lost ye’ other wheel mate?’
>
There are loads of these, and you’re bound to think of some of your own. The
most effective I’ve found is ‘that’s the nth time I’ve heard that one today’.
I find that I get the comments on average once every 3 miles, or once every
half an hour. That’s enough to be extremely irritating.

The best response I’ve heard of is one that I haven’t tried yet. Get off
your uni, twat the person responsible and ride off.

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