Wish corruption (fun game)

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Ok, so here’s how this game works, you make a wish then the person after you grants it, but corrupts the answer.

So, if I wished for eternal life, the next person would say something like:
“Granted, but you don’t stay young and are bedridden for eternity”

So, let the games begin!

I wish for the most expensive unicycle ever made

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Granted, but it’s expensive because it’s so heavily encrusted with jewels that it wighs 300 lbs.

I wish for rueben sandwich.

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a rueben sandwhich is filled with arsinic.

i wish for an x box 360, no problems whatsoever with it, a 12 month x box live gold edition, and halo 3, nothing wrong with any of them, and i would receive them in a week, and be able to play my heart out without anything going wrong in school

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your dog dies

i wish the girlies didnt flock to me like they do

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granted, but now all the guys flock to you

I wish i had a chicken

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Granted, you chicken will not stop clucking at night unless it sleeps with you in bed.

I wish for a new car.

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Franted but it’s an immortal chicken than never sleeps, and if you try to kill it or eat ti just regenerates it’s head.

I wish for infinite wishes.

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The car is so new it’s from the future and only runs on a fuel that isnt’ invented yet.

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Granted, but your 360, just got hit by lightning, your membership just got hacked into and canceled, and your mom “accidentally” scratched your Halo 3 disc.

I want a 2008 VW RGTI.

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Granted, but you wont get your license.

I wish for a goldfish that can sing.

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granted, but the goldfish sings vogon poetry

i wish for a space ship

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Granted, but you have no fuel and do not know how to fly it.

I wish i had a custom K1 unicycle.

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Granted, but unfortunately I have the same wish.

I wish global warming wouldn’t happen.

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granted, but know you are deaf and blind.
edit: darn beat me to it

granted, but your unicycle(s) is/are broken and irreparable and you have no money

i wish i was richer and (still) attractive

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Granted, but Obama (or Billary) became president and taxed all you newfound riches away…and now you can’t afford that face lift!:wink: I wish for unlimited wishes!

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Granted, but then God died and everything got shitted up.

I want a boyfriend who dosn’t have AIDS.

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Granted, he has genital warts.

I want a million dollars.

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Granted, but there was a hole in your pocket and you lost it.

I want a pony.

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Granted, but died some a sledge hammer being thrown at its head.

I want a bike.

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Granted, but your new bike sucks.

I want something perfect.