Wind-Jamming Uni

ward allen myers <> writes:
> I use my uni as my primary transportation around campus. Since it was raining
> last week it made sense to take my umbrella with me. My umbrella is a huge
> golf umbrella (64" diameter). When I put the umbrella up, huge gusts of wind
> would literally lift me up and carry me along–sometimes in the direction I
> was meaning to go, sometimes not. After a few crashes, I finally got the hang
> of it,and had the best time. The looks I got from pedestrians were priceless!

   I've been dying to try this, but I'm chicken.. and I ride to work
  along a cyclepath by a 6 foot drop into a river, so you can see why!

what do you have to do, grip tight with those thighs?