To be perfectly honest, I doubt anyone on here can possibly have a serious response to this. It is quite rare to place a fish on a unicycle, and the odds are very slim that another member of this community has done so. In any case, you should be able to tell us, what’s going on with your unicycle now? Does it stink? Or something more?
Today my dad came home from fishing. Since he didn’t want the fish he caught to be on his cars interior, he put it on my Nimbus 20" Trials Cycle.
I’ve report this incident to family services. Your father must learn that society does not tolerate this abusive behavior. Being separated from this parent, with some years of therapy, then hopfully you will be able to find some joy in life.
I think the question you should be asking is if the unicycle will ruin the fish. We already know that the fish has dissolved through most of your spokes and part of your frame, but now the fish has dissolved metal all over it, and you can’t eat it anymore. Good Job