Why unicycles?

I don’t think the poster of the original message was posting to get serious
answeres to his questions. I have but one thing to say to the seemingly
slow witted-all caps typist who questioned our sport: Ignorance is bliss, I
shan’t try to argue against you.

 I guess i have one more little piece of advice for our friend; Typing in
 all caps makes you look like a moron. If you actually want people to take
 you seriously, loose the habit.

 Have a decent day, eh? Yer pal, Karl.

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