So today I’m driving to the shops to get some plumbing parts. Just before I get to the shop I pass a clown walking along. I presume he was working at Toy r us as there’s a branch nearby.
Only good manners (and years or experience of being abused for being on a uni) stopped me shouting “oi, someone’s nicked your unicycle!”
Now had I been on the uni 
Did you happen to notice what kind of shoes he was wearing? Does a clown commuting on foot carry his clown shoes in a sack like women who work in offices carry their heels?
When you are driving do you constantly look for lines all the time?
Yes. I try to drive between them at all times.
I race them with frequency.
I theorize that it’s the two dimensional trail of a Tron bike, and that if I win the race with the rider up ahead, I may be inducted into the world of Tron awesomeness.
I still ride a unicycle. You can guess how my endeavors are going.
I did! He was wearing trainers, a clown in mufti!
He didn’t have a bag so guess he must have a tall locker a work 
I have never seen a clown in the wiled 
Good eye.