Why I like my unicycle more than my girlfriend [adult content]

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Treefrog4242: Hey
Accord442: whats up
Treefrog4242: not to much
Accord442: tell me about it.
Accord442: my baggage just left
Treefrog4242: I’m Ben Plotkin-Swing from RSU, in case you dont remember
Treefrog4242: your uni?
Accord442: Yeah you’ve been on my list for a while.
Accord442: No, an old girlfriend.
Treefrog4242: ah
Treefrog4242: same sort of thing, i guess
Accord442: I guesss
Accord442: at least I get to ride one of them.