Why doesn't this work for me?

juggling…girls…hmm…

Re: Why doesn’t this work for me?

After extensive research, I have found the answer to your question.

Interests: Unicycling, Magic, Rubiks Cubing, juggling, computers, reading, reading Harry Potter

(from your profile)

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Pshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I got to stop unicycling down the street while I juggle. The girls just wont leave me alone!

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yah, and plus he is going to be dead in 57 years 10 months 16 days:p

Re: Why doesn’t this work for me?

Learn from a master.

Re: Why doesn’t this work for me?

Mike, I’m sorry if it sounded like I was laughing at all the things that are important to you – all the things that you listed that give you joy and help define who you are. You didn’t respond and now I’m afraid you think I was making fun of you. Nothing could be further from the truth. If I consider my current and past interests, we have everything in common that you listed except one (juggling).

What I was trying to say was that with so many anti-chick-magnet interests, you need to spice things up a bit. Add some of the following to your profile… (or take up these activities for real – instead of um, … juggling :))

Interests: bodybuilding, surfing, kung fu, reading to the blind, riding a Harley, part-time bouncer, full-time stud

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(And for the record, I know that the title of this thread was simply a humorous, self-deprecating, rhetorical question and not a real plea for help with the ladies. And this concludes my quarterly public apology to a member of the unicyclist community for some idiotic thing I said on these forums.)

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fora

That Dave Lowell guy is getting to be almost as funny as uni57. Now HE was funny.:wink:

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Whoa whoa whoa. Did you even read that page there?

I think accually I’d get along well with Micheal.

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Whoa is for horses.

Yes, I read the whole thing before I posted. It’s obviously a joke. Girls won’t fall all over you if you juggle! So I took it to mean the opposite. Granted, I went off on a tangent (and cast a wider net) when I tried to “help” Mr. Potter.

BTW, I am ecstatic that you quoted me in your signature. It’s my first time. :slight_smile: