A Uni is better than a man because when it rolls over it doesnt snore
A uni is better than a man because when you go in circles with it its actually fun
A uni is better than a man because after riding my uni I am always satisfied.
A uni is better than a man because you can ride it as hard and long as you like and you dont have to worry about it suddenly deflating .
Even if you did get a puncture you can get going again with a spare.
A uni is better than a man because unless your with with the likes of Keanu Reeves you’l always get more admiring looks and comments when your with your uni
A uni is better than a man because it will always come out with you
A uni is better than a man because you always have fun with it
A uni is better than a man because rubbing up against it doesnt make its spokes poke out.
A uni is the same as a man because when you talk to them neither have actually listened.:p:p:p
