Who’s up for some uni chat eh!?..come on…somebody?..anybody?
Nevermind…
Sounds like you’re from Canada, eh?
Sorry, I like making fun of Canadians. If I was Canadian, I would make fun of myself.
You’d fit right in, eh?
yeah silly canadians you have to take it too because there is no army to do anything about it.
Do any of you americans know who Rick Mercer is?
If not, I recommend you find out.
And a correction to your statement… we do have an army. you’re right about the part that says we can’t do anything about it though.
Since you obviously didn’t figure it out, I’ll explain my last post… the ‘you’d fit right in’ comment. It means we make fun of ourselves. So why do we care if you do it too? The Canadian sense of humor is a beautiful thing, unlike any other.
yeah i was just joking actually canada and canadians are cool i plan to visit soon. I also know that the canadian army was/is helping in irac so here’s to you canada.
I hope id fit right in because ive never been out of the country but im headin up to canada for the first time this summer.
We don’t need an army because us Canadians are friendly, peace loving people…
(If we ever do get into a really tight situation we can always arm mad-cows with explosives, mount caribous and send out our cyborg beavers and let them do all the fighting…)
Sooo…who’s up for chat?
Another thing about Canadians is that if anyone tried to invade, they would fail for two reasons:
- The United States would see it as a threat to our national security and so would go defend Canada. After all, we went to go fight a war halfway across the world because we heard that they might have dangerous weapons.
- It gets so cold in the winter that the opposing forces would either freeze to death or just give up and go home.
Canada isn’t really a country anyways. It’s just the Northern States. 
(I had two Canadian roommates for a while and dated a Canadian for a year, so I feel justified in making fun of you. Feel free to bash the U.S. in return. I do!)
“every american should have a gun”… looks like your president gets the point very well. AMERICANS CANT DEFEND FOR THEM SELFS THEY NEED GUNS TO DO IT… phht… so someone comes up to fight one of you yankees and you just pop a cap in there ass… who wrote your national anthem??? “home of the BRAVE”??? 
… YA RIGHT!
EHoh ya one more thing… i am canEHdian
Ooh, my heroes!! Pssst… There might be some dangerous weapons in Greece. Go check them too. Maybe you’ll have more luck there.
Boy, I sure got this thread off topic quickly.
Have you ever seen Bowling for Columbine? That has an interesting segment about why Canada is so much nicer and happier than the US. Really interesting.
Yes, I do know Rick Mercer…He rules, just like all the other canadians…
Ooooh look at us we’re American…We can’t see our feet…
OFF TOPIC AGAIN at my school, there’s a book called Fat Land and it’s about how the USA became the fattest country in the world. Somewhat depressing, really.
Invading Canada?
Didn’t the Canadians burn down the white house a while back?
Fool
Its amazing how fast this thread got off-topic!
**off-topic (again) Why can’t we all just get along!?
ON TOPIC im up for a chat
haha
no really