Who here unicycles?

Hey just wondering how many people on this forum uni??!?!
I do

Unicycle? Are you a clown or something?

I only come here for the insightful religion threads.

shakes head Can I ride a unicycle… ha ha, what next?

I remember when I could still unicycle… Yep, that was about half an hour ago. Oh, wait, nothing has changed. I can probably still unicycle, then.

I want too =(

i can

't

pfft, only clowns ride unicycles!!
put that other wheel back on your bike!

I do.

Maybe you’ll get a better response if you post a poll. Lots of people don’t want to write in longhand.

Billy

wow! are you guys in the circus???

lol.

dit dit diddle diddle dit dit did-it ,dit dit diddle diddle dit dit did-it, dit did did-it, dit did did-it, dit dit diddle diddle dit dit dit-it, dit dit diddle diddle dit did…etc

i cant sing as good as spud but i can try.

oh and one time i tried to ride one of those unicorn bikes but it was hard!

I don’t have any hard evidence for the existence of said unicycle. So your question is irrelevant to me. Maybe if you could define ‘unicycle’, then I would have some insight into this thing you keep talking about. I saw a unicyclist once and he was like, “Yo, you should lose the training wheel on your bike and ride a real cycle.” I was like, “What a jerk!” See, that proves that unicyclists are a bunch of jerks. Why would I want to ride a unicycle? I’m not a jerk, and I’m not a clown. I bet all them unicyclists voted for Bush and are racist too and they wear clown makeup. Bicycling, now that’s true. Everyone knows that a unicycle is only half of a bike, and everyone can ride a bike. But more than half of everyone can’t ride a unicycle, so unicycles are clearly logically inconsistent. With a bike, two wrongs make a right, but with a unicycle, there is only one wrong. And one wrong is never right!

:thinking: :smiley:

phlegm – now you’re talkin’ my language! LOL!

I used to go to uni but then I graduated. I guess that means I don’t uni anymore unless I join the alumni association.

hmm i actually figured out what malody that was. :astonished: :astonished:

don’t we allll know that one…

I used to unicycle until recently, but am now doing a correspondence course in Godliness. It is possible I may repent on Saturday if the weather improves. I’m already starting to think this Godliness business is nothing but a lot of discussion about cranks.

Unicycling? Isn’t that a bit different. Society doesn’t like difference.

Cathy

no i dont ride. but i just got my neeto 20"torker and maybe when i learn you guys can give me advice on how to hop!

This reminds me of a conversation I had whilst pushing my unicycle for reasons I don’t want to go into now.
Random boy: “Can you ride that”
Me: “No, I’m just taking it for a walk”

Cathy

i ride a unicycle… trials to be exact