I thought this could be a fun thread and one that may get people laughing, I personly have not names my unicycle but as of right now i know its a female, because i always call it a she, but i will name it if my best friend gets a girlfriend i’ll name it after her so i can tell him i’m riding so and so all night. so i’ll keep everyone informed if my uni ever gets a name
Cornflower… 
Bert
My trials uni is named Scarlet Marie Crites.
My first Classic 20" blue sun is called, CKH. Crappy Kris Holm. It still in perfect shape all the 5 footers I have done. I love that uni.
My Schwin and Coker are called just that. My Schwin and Coker.
The CX I recently killed is now named “worthless”.
I named my coker Richard Parker.
just wanted to know for those who named their unicycle after a male, do u enjoy telling people that ur riding “Richard Parker”, for example :D:D
Oh I don’t mind, Richard Parker is a TIGER…no, really, he’s the tiger from the book Life of Pi, my favorite book in the universe.
ok i’ll take ur word on it, i only read comics and half the time i find them to hard to read lol, i’m not stupid i am just slow.
i don’t have a name for mine but it is a girl. considering i am not gay i ride it too much for it to be a guy
Bucephalus - Alexander the Great’s horse:p
I usually call it, “Damnit!”
i call it
think snow!!!
hip-hoppy
i usually call it “son of a bitch” or “ouch my balls”, but it also responds to “shithead” so it is a muni that has multiple personalities
My muni is named “Vlad the Destroyer”. It will crush you all!
I call mine “my unicycle”. I know, it’s lame. I can’t be hassled to say something like “I was riding Vlad the Destroyer today at the skatepark. I can glide him about 10 feet now, and I can grind him just about as far!”
So I stick with “my unicycle” so that people can tell what I’m talking about.
Well… When I get a coker (maybe this spring) it will deffinatly be calle Big Rhonda. My lx was called Rudiger. But my Dx’s name is Mulligan:D