Whenever I learn a new trick, I believe that it was not the result of hard work and patience, but rather a gift from God, obtained through prayer.
I also believe that unicycledood died for our UPDs, but that one day he will return, and thus glorify us all with his…uh… glory… so we should all unicycle for unicycledood, even if you aren’t a street rider.
If I see someone approaching while I’m riding my uni, I run (or ride) away to avoid them. This is because they must not see my uh…glory.
I also believe that if I wish hard enough, with full belief, that my old learners uni will turn into a geared 36er. You just gotta believe. The same goes for flying while riding your uni. One day, I’m just going to take off into the air and fly away, you’ll see.
oh, and I always ride under ladders, unless there is someone on it who might drop something on me. I burn all the clothes that I wear while unicycling after exactly twelve uses, and I never wash any clothes that have gotten within three feet of a unicycle.
I brush my teeth while riding so as to better remove plaque, and I own 3 black cats. One time I tried to take them all on a walk on the uni, but cats don’t take kindly to leashes, so it didn’t turn out well.
I never ride over a crack in the road if I’m on a trials/MUni. I always do a rolling hop over it, even if I have to hop a full revolution to clear it.
One day unicycles will take over the world. Until then, we are their humble servants. We must not fail in this duty, for we shall be held in regard above all others when the time comes. We will be allowed to rule at their side, while all of the non-unicyclists tremble in fear.
MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!