UNI = unicycle
Uniquely = unusual, one of a kind
Canadian = eh?
UNIqueCanadian just didn’t have seem to work, hence the -ly.
mine means i was chosen. chosen for what? i dont know. doesnt matter.
lol. actually i was originally allthingsuni but that was the lamest name ever thought up so i changed to this. i thought it would be funny to be registered as ‘chosen’. dont know why. anyways yea, no story, just a wierd username. and i prefer to be called jonny. peace on earth!
well for me, My name is Reed, aqnd one day i did somthing radical on a bike then i got the name Radical Reed from my friends, then they made variations of it like Radical Red, Radical, Rad, Red, Red Forman, dumbass. its all relivent
i think mine is fairly self explanitory. but for those of you who need to satisfy your need to take in useless facts…i am a trials unicycle rider…thus i go by trials_uni
You learned to ski when you were 2!?
mines my first name 
Yep. I’ve been skiing ever since.
Say wha?
so in fifth grade, i did some reading to little kindergarteners program thing, where we read to little kids at the end of the day. So one day, this kid walks up to me, and yells “ABBABIBBLE!” in my face, and walks away.
Years later when i needed screennames, i remembered that term.
so really, i got my screen name from a five year old.
That’s the best story I’ve ever heard… tear
it came from a beastie boys song “maestro”… i identified with the lines:
you’re lookin’ at me, sayin’
how can he be so skinny, and live so fat?
y’know why, 'cause i’m the maestro!
'cause i’m skinny and i live so fat. so i’m the maestro. i used that as my deejay name when i used to spin records… it went well with the trade, 'cause the maestro is the guy who conducts the orchestra.
and the number 8, well, it’s my number. i had to add it to get my hotmail account, and it’s stuck with the name ever since.
Years ago Red Dwarf came on tv on late nights. There was one episode where the guy was quarantined and the hologram dude started to act crazy or something, I don’t really remember. I just remember him saying “I can’t let you out, the king of the potato people won’t let me”
I thought, “that’s sweet!” so I started a cult where we praise the spud king and such, it’s pretty awesome. So yeah, “Spudman”, it kind of works…
I’m too lazy to type it in again so here’s a link to my post in an earlier thread.
While you’re there, you may also want to read some of the other explanations of people who may not post it here again.
um since i can remember all my dads friends used to call him hagbag… not really sure why and don’t think i want to know either lol… but ya i kinda inherited the nickname and 14 is just my fav number
Hi all,
When i was little i had a habbit or nearly casusing catastrophies by setting things on fire (all completely accidentally). Like the one time i put rice crackers in the coaster and started a nice little fire in our kitchen…You get the picture
mark
After the umpteem-gazillionth time of trying to register with an online anything using variations of my name, I suddenly thought of using numbers instead of letters and sort of thought that s7ev0 looks not too dissimilar to Steve. It’s my ebay name too.
Now I know a bit more about stuff I s’pose in the best AOL traditions I should have used something like st3v3 or s73v3?
Also, I’m rubbish at coming up with snappy names.
I always thought you were trying to go for ‘Stevo’.
“So let me get this straight… you want to fly, on a magic carpet, to see the king of the potato people… and you think I’m the crazy one?” 
Red Dwarf is ace.
Back on topic, I can’t remember where my username came from. Sorry.
Phil
it means i’m a creepy recluse, or at least i try to be. like the guy from “to kill a mocking bird”.
Your avatar is creepy! I hate seeing that weird eye thing.
My username comes from a song by an English rapper called Jehst, where he describes himself as a ‘domesticated ape’. My nickname at school was Monkey so I thought it was quite appropriate for a username.