A few days ago I walked to school instead of riding like I normally do and a custodian said, “Where’s your one man bike?”. I thought bikes were already meant for one person. I don’t think the lack of one wheel does anything to change that.
Maybe he thinks all bikes are tandems? 
clown “bike”… ._.
What terms are used for unicyclists?
really super cool dudes. 
I like that one!
Clownmobiles, although that one is not my favorite.
I’ve been called an Outcast so many times, cause i wouldn’t ride a bike or skateboard. 
“On your left”
You’re not riding fast enough! haha