What should I name my coker?

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So, my coker is coming soon. The wheel is currently being made by kovachi wheels, then it will be sent to UDC who will package it up and ship it too me!!
So I have started this thread because it will need a name. So what should I name it?
I have been thinking about oscar. But I will take any recomendations.

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biotch the one wheel

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Bertha.

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hillary??

orrr…drizelda?? :roll_eyes:

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Cheryl

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Mommy.

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I would name it a coker with a Kovachi built wheel…

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Name it and all of your unicycles Gregory C. Harper. In fact, name all of your children Gregory C. Harper.

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Starla

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Achilles

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Name it Demosthenes, to remind you that if you are not careful while riding it, you’ll wind up with a mouth full of gravel.

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I named mine Richard Parker, because its big and scary like a TIGER.
Richard Parker is a tiger.
Yep…

I vote for this one.

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I named my furnace Harper, so when it stops working I can say “Damn, that Harper is a cold bastard.”

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HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA

might just do that ,when i have kids,i have alread named my pets after people on this forum

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Step 1: Name everything after Harper
Step 2: ???
Step 3: PROFIT!

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which one am I?

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Name it chester.

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Name it bcwheelriderguyhehehehehe or Big Rhonda. Or Rudiger, Mulligan, or Jeeves.

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I’m actually against naming unicycles, but if you must, name it CHASTITY!!

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CHASTITY!!!