What is the product of your drop height, age, height, and weight?

harper · August 30, 2006, 9:10pm

Drop height in feet. Age in years. Height in inches. Weight in pounds.

Mine is 3,744,900 foot-year-inch-pounds.

Beat that, sissies.

UniGeezer · August 30, 2006, 9:22pm

Uh…ok.

One_on_one · August 30, 2006, 9:26pm

Mine is only 912,828 foot-year-inch-pounds.

UniGeezer · August 30, 2006, 9:27pm

Just figured mine; it’s: I DON’T CARE! Besides, I’m bad at math!

forrestunifreak · August 30, 2006, 9:44pm

Lets see… 6 feet, 16 years, 5’10" 130 pounds. So thats… 222.

pinefresh · August 30, 2006, 9:50pm

405 000 I suck

Spencer_Hochberg · August 30, 2006, 9:50pm

Yours is 873,600…product means multiply;)

I am 554,400.

Zzagg · August 30, 2006, 11:46pm

Oh you’re tough Harper! I’ll have to convert in metric system…
OK:
2,691,072

john_childs · August 31, 2006, 12:06am

This is stupid. What a dumb idea.

2,148,120 ft-year-inch-pounds

j-n · August 31, 2006, 5:05am

Mostly because the drop height depends on age and weight quite non-linearly
and imho does not depend on height

but I know nothing since I cannot do any drops higher than a standard curb yet.

-Jedrzej

UNIquelyCanadian · August 31, 2006, 5:37am

Yup, Harpers a trend Setter! (Pity they mislabeled the page!)

However I prefer the hair-length in centimeters times shoe size in UK length times crank length in inches times long jump distance in yards, I find it to be a much more indicative number.

But, I won’t complain about the system…I’m a:

1,054,850 foot-year-inch-pounds

…that still doesn’t come close to a FOG on a unicycle! I would have to multiply the last factor by at least 2 to even come close!!!

iridemymuni · August 31, 2006, 5:43am

we need a really really fat guy who’s like 80 years old and really tall to jump off a diving board into a pool on a unicycle.

rob.northcott · August 31, 2006, 5:43am

Err…
1.5 :o x 37 x 73 x 170ish
688755

francisco · August 31, 2006, 6:10am

man, this forum is just getting stupider every day… I couldn`t think of a lamer thread…

iridemymuni · August 31, 2006, 6:12am

i just realised, the only decent measuremeant you’ve got in there is years, i mean pounds and feet and inchs, what the hell?

they’re not even SI units, come on. stop livin in the past man!

(that wasnt supposed to be a joke about you being old)

Tellurider · August 31, 2006, 6:25am

I’m 1,594,080 ft. yr. in. lb. Wow I wish I was taller, older and fatter!

joemarshall · August 31, 2006, 6:49am

1 x 26 x 70 x 160 = 291,200

I think I’ve probably got the lowest! Although thinking about it I’ve done 3 footers once or twice it took me a whole afternoon to work up to them and it isn’t something I’ll choose to do again.

Joe

rob.northcott · August 31, 2006, 6:55am

That’s what I was thinking… I’d probably ride off a 2ft drop if I was egged on by a group (although I’ve never done it yet) - I went for 18" because that’s the biggest I can honestly say I’ve done and stayed on with goolies intact, but I very rarely go off anything higher than a foot. It’s a good job it wasn’t hop height or I’d have been totally screwed - my hops are measured with feeler gauges

Rob

JJuggle · August 31, 2006, 6:55am

576,000 but mostly in age and weight.

wobbling_bear · August 31, 2006, 6:55am

mine is 2217.456 … metric (meters, age, meters, kilograms)