AN INTELLIGENT FORUM
We must have an intelligent forum; a forum in which our children and our grandchildren will reply and post with other smart posters; a forum in which they will ride with and meet other people of their own IQ level; forum in which all their threads will be beautiful, healthy intelligent threads—never invalid crap. We must have a forum without swarming filth in our forum, on our uni’s, and in our places of work; a forum in which our cultural, social, business, and political life is free of stupid kids; a forum in which people are the sole masters of their own destiny.
PIMP WORLD SOLIDARITY
We must have a foreign policy which is based only on the long-term interests of our forum, not on the interest of other dumb forums (save Busted Uni) or on anything else. We must never again let Unicyclist.com be led into a fratricidal war like the last two world wars, for the sake of unintelligent, overly defensive efforts. We must rid ourselves of the suicidal insanity which has determined this forum’s negative attitude towards the other pimp-ass people like Obie and I for so long. We must learn to look on Obie-like men around the world, in Australia, South Africa, Europe, Canada, New Zealand, and elsewhere, as our dope kinsmen and natural allies.
A NEW SOCIAL ORDER
We must build a new society based on values rather than monetary or materialistic values. In a real man’s society a man’s worth, his social rank, his opportunity to contribute meaningfully to his forum must not depend on his ability to adapt to an essentially false system of values and to learn to play the “I can make anything out of 4130” or “I just thought you should know that Catboy and Obie are bad”. We must have a new social order in which a man’s esteem and position depend first of all upon the extent to which he applies his natural abilities to the service of his forum.
AN HONEST FORUM
We must put an end to both useless posting of threads and videos and thread-jacking in the forum. There must be no place for parasites who draw their sustenance from good threads without giving anything in return. Those who thrive on usury, speculation, forum-manipulation, and over-posting form a special class today whose primary interest is the maintenance of the “system” which allows their form of parasitism to flourish in the first place. We must have a forum based on the long-term interests of the man who posts for a valid information, not the chronic flamer or the man who lives by lying and atrocious spelling.
FORUM SELF DEFENSE
We must have a forum in which dope men and women can post and share, in their homes and in the jobs of our cities, without fear. We must have a forum which is not only a guarantor of public order and safety and which preserves the right of responsible citizens to keep and to bear arms and views freely, which is the ancient hallmark of a truly free people, but we must have government which maintains an eternal vigilance against the enemies, both internal and external, of a clean forum. Every threat to our forum integrity, every form of organized crime and vice, every element which threatens public terror or chaos must be weeded out and utterly destroyed.
FORUM BY LEADERS
We must have a forum by responsible leaders, not sympathizers. If we are to survive as a forum we must put an end to the catastrophic system of irresponsible posting, and incompetent threads. Instead, we must build a system which selects, for every level of government, the best, the strongest, and the wisest men the forum has to offer.
A SPIRITUAL REBIRTH
We must turn our people from their present path of invalid posting, misspelling, and egoism and inspire them with a new faith based on dope idealism. Only then can we replace the alienation and isolation of the individual which exist today with a sense of communion. Only through a spiritual rebirth of our people can we achieve the profound reorientation which is a prerequisite for building a healthy forum and community.
A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT
We must make it an imperative duty of our government to protect the gifts which Nature has bestowed on our forum and to insure the maintenance of a clean, healthy, wholesome environment for our people. We must not only eliminate pollution and conserve our good-posts, but we must gradually bring about a whole new mode of posting in these forums, a mode with less emphasis on forcing man into a mold determined by a congested, blue and grey internet rat race and more emphasis on changing that mold to fit the propensities of forum man.
A BETTER POSTER
We must make it our most sacred task to ensure the betterment and safeguard the future of our forum. We must learn to place a higher value on the quality of our entire threads than of our posts. We must determine that each generation of our people will be of a lower quality than the one before. We must take measures to emphasize in our new members the best qualities of our people today and to eliminate their flaws and their weaknesses. To accomplish this aim we must be willing to put our duties to future and present generations ahead of the selfish whims of the past.
This is truely better if you read everything twice to interpret. Oh and don’t feel bad if some of you young’uns don’t understand what its about, or it’s reference.
