“What happens to people when they get old?”
This question was answered by preschoolers through drawings and writing-help from an aide here,
There are a few of the answers that had me laughing out loud.
“Kids say the darndest things.”
If you eat too much medicine, you will die!
Scribble scrabble?
smushy skin. hehe.
“You go to Heaven. All the kitties are up in heaven.”
Uuuuuh, why is animal heaven in the sky and person heaven in the ground?
Are you going to complain about poor emglish lessons in schools, in the next thread?
Probably 
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(No, we already have one for that.)
Because they shoot animals out of strategic cannons when they die. It’s one of those things you’ve got to do to them, like pat or talk to in silly voice.
This is by far the best one:
“Heaven is a place where all animals go. People’s heaven is under ground.”
You know what all that means, right Terry? Any time now.
To answer the question: “What happens to people when they get old?” They buy cool adult toys like Corvettes, several high-end pimped out Unis, date women half their age…hmm, come to think of it, that makes getting “old” worth while in my (little black) book! 
yeah, very little black book, eh terry, two lines long… owned. just kidding, I know every woman craves a piano tuning 51 year old unicyclist. hehe
Yeah, and there are about 50 phone numbers on each line! :p(Small fonts…you need a magnifying glass to see it! hahaha…THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!)
Haha yeah, especially one who makes 100k per year!
Piano tuning makes 6 figures?!? I may consider changing careers…
Keld
“You don’t die but your body dies.”
ahahaha
You can if you know what you’re doing, and do it well.
lol they make their hair purple and different colors.
first the dots are purple, then they get big and black. rofl