Look! What’s That Over There?
oh I got one…
Hey look I’m naked!
Keep staring, it might jump out and dance…
What are YOU lookin’ at?
No, I am not on viagra.
Does this belt buckle say boner, or am I just happy to see you?
…keep reading this to find out if you’re an idiot…
Look it’s Carmen Electra naked! Oh, wait, no, no, that’s a partially-disected cow, sorry…
the don’t make me take this off one is good.
i’m thinking, “Stay tuned for the weather…” or “Take me to your leader”
Chase Meneely was here,
Chase
Is that really your phone number?
Yeah, you can edit things after you put them in, so I plan on using it for various inside jokes.
Yes, it’s my cell phone number, you can reach me any time at (775)-762-9591
So far on the first one I have:
Keepin It Real
I’m single: 762-9791
NWA Fo Life
Catboy
Wu Tang Forever
It takes twice the man to ride half the bike
Unicycles are for pimps
Kage Bunshin No Justu
You are staring at my crotch
THIS IS MY BELT BUCKLE. I CAN MAKE IT SAY STUFF.
Chase Meneely was here
Look Behind You
**** You
This End Up
Hey There
Yes, You
WTF!?!
LOL
8====D
OMFG
Forgive me for the emoticons, but they are necessary.
ooh ooh! put in:
“It done killed me dead, i’ll tell ya whot!”
and:
“Ninjas are better than pirates”
Just shut up… Ninjas are better than everything, DUH.
well of course!
i’m insulted you thought that i thought otherwise!
kyle johnson and i even created a webcomic about ninjas! or at least a ninja… and a unicyclist… go figure.
“please tell me you like this, i wasted $30 on it”
or maybe
“i finally got someone to show some interest in my crotch”
HAHAHAHAHA… no…
my thought exactly when i first saw the belt
“All your base are belong to us.” OR
“All your buckles are belong to us.”
“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”
“THNK.”
“3 Short Gs and a long E-flat.”
And a variation on Spudman’s earlier suggestion:
“!elkcub siht ni deppart m’I !pleH”
Or you could just put “CHE” in there untill it can carry pictures.