I’ve got one of THESE COOL BELT BUCKLES coming in the mail ina few days. It’s such a deal at only 30 bucks, and I bought the 10 extra batteries and a belt to wear it on.
It dispays up to 256 characters per message and 6 messages. I can only think of enough things to fill up one… you guys wanna give me some short phrases or blurbs to put on it. It’ll scroll constantly wherever I go so who knows who will see it!
It’s like a real life signature line!!!
duuude, that is sooo cool!! I want one.
anyhoo, as for what to write on it…it takes twice the man to ride half the bike!!
or somethin unicycle related, I donno…
Already doing it.
So far on the first one I have:
Keepin It Real
I’m single: 762-9791
NWA Fo Life
Catboy
Wu Tang Forever
It takes twice the man to ride half the bike
Unicycles are for pimps
Kage Bunshin No Justu
You are staring at my crotch
I know I’ll keep thinking up random stuff, but if you can think of something clever, lemme know.
THIS IS MY BELT BUCKLE. I CAN MAKE IT SAY STUFF.
fixing the dumb capslock rule.
Stop looking at my damn belt buckle, dangit!
This thread makes me want to hang myself.
“nekorb si gniht siht”
(“this thing is broken”, ha ha, get it?)
UNICYCLES RULE!
or something of that nature.
wait once you use up 1 of the 6 messages can you go back and change/edit it? How do you enter it in?
my dad once had a belt that had turn signals on it when he was a kid. lol
Abso-f**king-lutely brilliant! This should be the default message for the belt buckle. I mean, what else do you really need to put on a buckle like that?
Any other message would be overkill.
What next, boxers with “landing strip” lights along the crotch?
dude those are awesome!
someone at my school has one, dont remember what it said tho…
It said “Keith”, unless you mean someone else.
i have seen hats and shirts like that too…they are kinda cool i guess but i wouldnt want one of those things hanging on my shirt 
Put a random assortment of letters and say you can’t understand the instructions.
“that’s what she said”
they are so cool
hahaha the “I’m single” one is funny… let me know how it works out 
don’t make me take this off!
“remove before flight”
Help! The belt is attacking me!!!
The Bleeps, The Creeps, and the Sweeps