I’m kinda pissed off, because… of many things. Like my maths teacher, my mom, some people from school and just generally. So, what should I do about it? I’ve beaten up a fourteen year old boy and scratched an even smaller girl, but now I’ve got noone to assault, so I don’t know what to do. Any suggestions?
Little sister? Punch holes in walls/doors/trees/whatever…
And if all else fails, VIOLENT VIDEOGAMES!!
“TAKE THAT! ZOMBIE SCUM!!”
try chewing soup
try breathing soup, that’ll calm you down… or kill you… whatever
Played doom. Seem to feel better now. Thanks guys.
Externalising your anger in a criminally prosecutable way may not be the smartest thing to do.
I don’t claim to be an expert in anger management, that’s just an opinion.
Beating up on kids is neither big nor clever.
If you find yourself doing it all the time, you may need help.
There should be someone at your school/college/job who can help you find anger management solutions of some sort.
Personally, I scream.
I’ll wait till I’m in my car, on the open road, and then I will just scream and scream.
I’ve also been known to use walk-in fridges in restaurants (I worked in the hospitality industry for a fair while) and sound-proof studios for the same purpose.
Sometimes
as a young boy I learned to repress my angers.
this was because I thought it was very snob not to show bad temper.
the result are mixed: some people think I am really cool (which is not true), others think I am an hyprocrit (not true either) , other point the fact that I produce huge amounts of cholesterol with a diet of salads :o
So though it’s probably not good in everyday’s life it helped me greatly in very dire circumstances … my best friend is exactly the reverse : he indulges in crazy angers… well at least nobody thinks he is an hypocrit 
when i’m really angry, i try and learn to crankflip.
it get’s me even madder and i feel like dieing.
BUT, having said that.
go for a swim.
You beat up a boy 4 years younger than you and scratched an even younger girl because you were mad about school?
Get therapy. Now. Or just check yourself into jail since that’s where you’ll be going in a few years anyway when you kill someone because they looked at you funny.
When I was in high school, I used to put my football gear on and run through the woods tackling trees.
Is that how the Grand Canyon started?
Are you kidding? I mean, seriously, are you kidding? Its really hard to tell, its not the kind of thing that people joke about.
If your not, kidding, go get some help. Or stop what your doing. I mean really, its a 14 year old against an 18 year old, you could have killed him.
If your kidding about assaulting people, but you are angry. I think its probably just a small thing. I might expect from younger people, but not an 18 year old.
Get help.
Mike
No, but that’s how it finished. 
I usually just end up punching/kicking/throwing an inatimate object, then end up hurting my foot/hand etc. If I don’t do that though, i’ll just go out for a long uni ride, and that usually takes care of my anger.
Beating up a 14 year old just isn’t a very good idea at all.
I sulk.
I’m a World Champion sulker, me.
I fold my arms and everything.
If Bruce Sprinsteen had ever recorded ‘Born To Sulk’, I’d be on the cover.
Okay, thanks guys. I loved your feedback!
Now, to clear things up. I didn’t literally beat up a fourteen year old. I get a lift from friends to school and back and it’s usually about seven of us in the car. It’s really great. A lot of fun. Today when we were coming back from school it was five of us, and I sat in the back with the boy and the girl. The boy is fourteen and the girl is thirteen. Well, we were just puching, pushing and elbowing each other and stuff. Nothing serious. I don’t even think he’ll have any bruises. I probably suffered more damage than he did. And the girl I scratched by accident. She elbowed me in the solar plexus pretty hard though, so she deserves it. But again it’s just a minor scratch. The kind where your skin goes white for a few minutes. I guess I tend to exaggerate thing sometimes. I didn’t assault anyone.
As for the anger, I went out and unicycled for more than three hours. Now I feel great, though a little bit tired.
Oh, yeah. Those of you that say I should get help better apologise at once, because I’ll come and kill you if you don’t!!! 
Remember, I know where you live!(The location field) Bastards!
Hehe, just kidding!
That’s so cool!
Yeah…tackling trees…sounds so weird! Uh…I don’t do a lot, I yell. OK, I’m not helping…you’ve got enough advice…Hit a home run!
EDIT: Ha ha, you put that on your sig! I was about to put something on my sig about BillyTheMountain typing something like, “I was one footin’ my BC…” it was stupid! 
I should try yelling. What’s a home run again?
But anyway, I think I’ve found the best solution for me. Tire myself out with some agressive uni when I’m angry. My QU-AX is strong, so it can take it, it’s made for it. I usually play the guitar when I’m sad. Really helps. Can’t do it when angry, though, because I only get more frustrated.
Thank you for the advice, everyone. How is this for viable content?
Don’t hit stuff, it hurts the stuff and you hands/feet/head. Yelling is good, swimming, running, cokering, listen to mellow music, riding in general, even with 2 wheels, go for a drive, if you can afford gas, but no road rage-- do donuts in a sandpit.
Im not so sure about tackling trees with football pads on…