I work at a boatyard on the ocean. I move large yachts around with small towboats, I pump fuel, drive boats, I do some water taxi-ing, among many other things.
I am a wal-mart deli guy full time(most money) and a saturday balloon artist of minor skills(enough to keep learning on) I also live with my folks but a pay a 100
dollars a month food board and laundry. Cheaper than moving out when there is no need to leave yet:)
i’m a college student. I make money by mooching it off of my parents lol. I might get a job next semester
same.
Heh, Eroick here said he started the thread because of my semi-drunken stupor.
So uh, to answer his question, my full time job’s to play and make videogames and occassionally get free booze and food. And out of interest, I do a bit of journalism and unicycle instruction. The former has resulted in quite a bit of interesting freebies and free stuff is always good.
So he would be paying if he went to Private School?
According to my jobdescription I’m a software engineer.
According to the company intranet I’m chief financial officer, but so is everybody else.
I’m the Delmar Dog Butler.
I was Java Evangelist at Sun Microsystems.
but they “outsourced” me… now I am a Java Ayatullah:D .
I’m a healthcare assistant on a stroke rehabilitation ward. I’m also a blackjack bonus hunter, I make about equal off the two activities. However my mooching income dwarfs both of these.
Since I’ve attained a new job since the last time this type of thread ran through, I’ll have to resubmit my status.
I am the Environmental, Health and Safety Director (or the Regulatory Affairs Officer if you prefer) of a moonshine plant. It’s a new facility and in the very last stages of construction. We’re taking corn and doing water trials now. We should start production this week or the next.
i am a licenced funeral director & embalmer…
How do you get that license?
I once asked someone [who does this] why he got into that line of work, and he said: “I like a job where you meet people” 
Follow James Bond around.
I’m a carer, you know looking after the elderly. I like helping other people. 
I like your style:p
Occupations
Chief Web Lackey for www.suburbansport.com
BTW, we do sell unicycles but I haven’t had time to add them to our online inventory.
Full time student trainee clincial psychologist.
It’s what I do to pay the mortgage and finance the kids, not what I do to live.
And I’m Unix Sysadmin maintaining lots of machines; many of them are fridge-size monsters made by the company which employed wobling bear 
-Jedrzej