Yeah.
Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
Somebody to not break them?
You to stop sittin’ on them!!!HAHAHA…ya
Or maybe they like that…hmmm… 
Mud.
They like it when you pet them too.
they like it when you ride 'em hard.
N-A-S-T-Y.
its true!!
I ride my trials uni as hard as I can.
thats how I kronked the crank arms and broke a pedal.
Someone with a nice ass…
it helps for a better ride if you just pet them on the frame a little or under the seat in those tight areas. I do this before every ride and im a much better rider from it!
Oh and make sure to throw a little kiss at it when you go to bed at night, uni’s really like that.
mine likes to be spun really fast. i give it what it wants.
Lubrication…